Miscellaneous: Today, while I was meditating in my room, I started to hear strange...

By Alpha - 17/12/2011 21:18 - Estonia

Today, while I was meditating in my room, I started to hear strange sounds. I was thrilled and thought I was having some sort of profound experience. It turned out my brother had tuned in to South Park out in the living room. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, while laying in bed trying to go to sleep, I listened to the chirping crickets and appreciated how soothing the sounds were. Then I realized I lived on the 8th floor of an apartment building. Turns out my brother's science project got into my room and multiplied... a lot. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 21:33 - Canada

Today, I was taking a bath and out of boredom started making sheep noises. I then had a conversation with myself in farm animal noises. When I got out of the bath, I walked to my bedroom in my towel, passing the living room... where my little brother's soccer team burst out laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 19:05 - United States - Brandon

Today, my brother was doing an extremely annoying Shrek impression, so I turned the TV on in a desperate attempt to drown him out. You'll never guess what movie was on. FML

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From beyond

By hearingthings - 26/06/2012 02:59 - Australia - Perth

Today, in a drunken, depressed state I thought I heard my deceased mother trying to make contact with me from beyond the grave. It took me a moment to realise that the soft voice was from the music my neighbours were playing. FML

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By Spawn_of_Satan - 27/03/2009 15:18 - Hong Kong

Today, whilst my parents and I were out, my older brother thought it would be funny to play porn on my computer. At full volume. With my window wide open. Now my next-door neighbors tell their kids I'm a spawn of Satan, and the weird guy from across the street winks at me. FML

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By M.SHUKRI - 29/03/2015 12:54 - United States - Round Lake

Today, I was sitting in my bedroom relaxing when I heard my little sister and my brother. Thinking it was cute they were talking again, I was listening. They were not just "talking", they were making plans on how to kill me. FML

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By anonymous - 07/05/2014 23:06 - United States

Today, I had the house to myself, and I started talking to myself and singing at full volume. When I went to use the bathroom, I found my constipated cousin looking at me strangely. FML

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By Matti - 17/08/2018 22:00

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML

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By burnmyeyes - 19/04/2014 21:26 - United States - Richmond

Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML

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By whymyroomthough - 06/08/2014 22:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML

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ifuckmonsters 5

Sunday 18 December 2011 1:16

Maybe Cartman was trying to connect with you spiritually.

MSheary1993 1

Sunday 18 December 2011 1:17

Screw you guys I'm going home to meditate. Oh wait...

Comments

miffle 0

Sunday 18 December 2011 8:30

"tuned in"..

Justincolon22 15

Sunday 18 December 2011 8:42

Lol wow fyl

Ray_of_midnight 22

Sunday 18 December 2011 8:57

"Tune in, turn on, drop out." --Timothy Leary "It's all a bunch of tree-hugging hippie crap!" --Eric Cartman

afulks78 11

Sunday 18 December 2011 9:24

Your a dumbass. Great show though :)

abudali911 3

Sunday 18 December 2011 9:57

not an fml at all

tj4234 35

Sunday 18 December 2011 10:28

As someone who can meditate and was going to spend a year as a Buddhist monk if I didn't get into university, I can tell you that whilst hearing sounds is fine, getting excited by them is not. You need to learn to acknowledge the sounds but not pay any attention to them or even give them any thought (which is actually quite difficult). You do this in the same way that you would do a 'count the breath' meditation, except that you use the sound instead.

enopola 5

Sunday 18 December 2011 16:23

As someone that was going to med school before I got kicked out, I do cut right surgeries in my van and consultations.

iiDangerCloseBK 6

Sunday 18 December 2011 10:58

By meditating do you mean masturbating?

DoxIxHAVExTo 10

Sunday 18 December 2011 12:37

Wow, and THAT is worthy for an FML post? First World Problems much...

ibanez330 2

Sunday 18 December 2011 14:49

Lol this is gonna sound weird but i thought it said masturbating the first time i read it. Dyslexia and my screwed up mind working together i suppose...