Miscellaneous: Today, while I was meditating in my room, I started to hear strange...

By Alpha - 17/12/2011 21:18 - Estonia

Today, while I was meditating in my room, I started to hear strange sounds. I was thrilled and thought I was having some sort of profound experience. It turned out my brother had tuned in to South Park out in the living room. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, while laying in bed trying to go to sleep, I listened to the chirping crickets and appreciated how soothing the sounds were. Then I realized I lived on the 8th floor of an apartment building. Turns out my brother's science project got into my room and multiplied... a lot. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 21:33 - Canada

Today, I was taking a bath and out of boredom started making sheep noises. I then had a conversation with myself in farm animal noises. When I got out of the bath, I walked to my bedroom in my towel, passing the living room... where my little brother's soccer team burst out laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 19:05 - United States - Brandon

Today, my brother was doing an extremely annoying Shrek impression, so I turned the TV on in a desperate attempt to drown him out. You'll never guess what movie was on. FML

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From beyond

By hearingthings - 26/06/2012 02:59 - Australia - Perth

Today, in a drunken, depressed state I thought I heard my deceased mother trying to make contact with me from beyond the grave. It took me a moment to realise that the soft voice was from the music my neighbours were playing. FML

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By Spawn_of_Satan - 27/03/2009 15:18 - Hong Kong

Today, whilst my parents and I were out, my older brother thought it would be funny to play porn on my computer. At full volume. With my window wide open. Now my next-door neighbors tell their kids I'm a spawn of Satan, and the weird guy from across the street winks at me. FML

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By M.SHUKRI - 29/03/2015 12:54 - United States - Round Lake

Today, I was sitting in my bedroom relaxing when I heard my little sister and my brother. Thinking it was cute they were talking again, I was listening. They were not just "talking", they were making plans on how to kill me. FML

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By anonymous - 07/05/2014 23:06 - United States

Today, I had the house to myself, and I started talking to myself and singing at full volume. When I went to use the bathroom, I found my constipated cousin looking at me strangely. FML

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By Matti - 17/08/2018 22:00

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML

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By burnmyeyes - 19/04/2014 21:26 - United States - Richmond

Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML

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By whymyroomthough - 06/08/2014 22:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML

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Sunday 18 December 2011 1:16

Maybe Cartman was trying to connect with you spiritually.

MSheary1993 1

Sunday 18 December 2011 1:17

Screw you guys I'm going home to meditate. Oh wait...

Comments

zamdrivertank21 0

Sunday 18 December 2011 19:44

YDI for believing South Park was a "profound experience"

kaykay20 0

Sunday 18 December 2011 20:42

That's why you don't meditate when theirs distractions around. Do it at night when everyone else is sleeping or when your home alone.

PessAsh 0

Monday 19 December 2011 0:25

I believe meditation is a very relaxing and healthy thing to do. That said if you ever hear anything that's not there go to a doctor cuz you a crazy bitch.

rainbo955 0

Monday 19 December 2011 4:01

Oh my god it's the end of the world. You heard sounds in the other room while meditating, BOO HOO.

rummzy 6

Monday 19 December 2011 8:08

Or maybe it was those funny tasting snacks your friend gave you.

howdmynosego 12

Monday 19 December 2011 12:50

Why so many YDI? I Don't get it

Ever_16 8

Tuesday 20 December 2011 3:26

Because I'm a fuckface.

jdawg2010 0

Monday 19 December 2011 13:38

Cuz I'm not the poor kid at schooooo.

AtrumMessor 1

Monday 19 December 2011 15:43

YDI for being a pseudo-TM practitioner.

mrjude 3

Monday 19 December 2011 17:14

This post is retarded.

mrjude 3

Monday 19 December 2011 19:06

This post is still retarded, as is this site for sending me a warning and deleting the comment "This post is retarded". I mean, really, now, I see tons of things more offensive than that here. Deleting my comment was retarded. The admins here are retarded. Go ahead and ban me and prove me right, retards.