Miscellaneous: Today, while I was meditating in my room, I started to hear strange...

By Alpha - 17/12/2011 21:18 - Estonia

Today, while I was meditating in my room, I started to hear strange sounds. I was thrilled and thought I was having some sort of profound experience. It turned out my brother had tuned in to South Park out in the living room. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, while laying in bed trying to go to sleep, I listened to the chirping crickets and appreciated how soothing the sounds were. Then I realized I lived on the 8th floor of an apartment building. Turns out my brother's science project got into my room and multiplied... a lot. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 21:33 - Canada

Today, I was taking a bath and out of boredom started making sheep noises. I then had a conversation with myself in farm animal noises. When I got out of the bath, I walked to my bedroom in my towel, passing the living room... where my little brother's soccer team burst out laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 19:05 - United States - Brandon

Today, my brother was doing an extremely annoying Shrek impression, so I turned the TV on in a desperate attempt to drown him out. You'll never guess what movie was on. FML

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By hearingthings - 26/06/2012 02:59 - Australia - Perth

Today, in a drunken, depressed state I thought I heard my deceased mother trying to make contact with me from beyond the grave. It took me a moment to realise that the soft voice was from the music my neighbours were playing. FML

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By Spawn_of_Satan - 27/03/2009 15:18 - Hong Kong

Today, whilst my parents and I were out, my older brother thought it would be funny to play porn on my computer. At full volume. With my window wide open. Now my next-door neighbors tell their kids I'm a spawn of Satan, and the weird guy from across the street winks at me. FML

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By M.SHUKRI - 29/03/2015 12:54 - United States - Round Lake

Today, I was sitting in my bedroom relaxing when I heard my little sister and my brother. Thinking it was cute they were talking again, I was listening. They were not just "talking", they were making plans on how to kill me. FML

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By anonymous - 07/05/2014 23:06 - United States

Today, I had the house to myself, and I started talking to myself and singing at full volume. When I went to use the bathroom, I found my constipated cousin looking at me strangely. FML

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By Matti - 17/08/2018 22:00

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML

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By burnmyeyes - 19/04/2014 21:26 - United States - Richmond

Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML

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By whymyroomthough - 06/08/2014 22:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML

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Sunday 18 December 2011 1:16

Maybe Cartman was trying to connect with you spiritually.

MSheary1993 1

Sunday 18 December 2011 1:17

Screw you guys I'm going home to meditate. Oh wait...

Comments

rainbo955 0

Sunday 18 December 2011 2:22

Is this really an FML? You were meditating and heard sounds in the other room, **** your life now!

rainbo955 0

Sunday 18 December 2011 2:36

Poo. I got moderated for the first time.

dominic459 1

Sunday 18 December 2011 2:47

haha, reminds me of Liar Liar: "STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE!"

rainbo955 0

Sunday 18 December 2011 2:49

:p lol my reply is getting thumbed downed! Sheesh.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Sunday 18 December 2011 2:53

Referencing it getting thumbed down gets it even more thumbs down. FML law #225, Section A, Subsection 2.5C.

rainbo955 0

Sunday 18 December 2011 3:37

Does it look like I care?

Shrike 23

Sunday 18 December 2011 3:55

Yep. I mean I was watching your bitching and saw every one of your comments had +1 thumb at first, even one I saw just after you posted it, so uh... do the math, insecure pussy.

xcarxcrashx 9

Sunday 18 December 2011 4:14

The fact that you keep posting inane shit says you do.

rainbo955 0

Sunday 18 December 2011 23:16

Wow. I've never been moderated before, so I just thought it was funny. Not like I said anything bad, I guess it was just against FML rules. But I've realized everybody on here is an asshole, so I've come to not take anything anyone says to me to the heart. Lol. And thumbs down? I'm supposed to care? Whoopee my comment got thumbs down by some people I don't know, it's the end of the ******* world!