By busfail - 22/03/2012 18:00 - Canada - Burnaby

Today, while I was on the bus to work, a morbidly obese man sat down next to me. When my stop came and I stood up to get off, he just looked at me, said with a smirk, "good luck with that," and went back to reading his paper. I missed my stop. FML
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Maddidaddi 0

I would have hit him.

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footballfreak65 6

You should have yelled " oh look they are giving free hotdogs outside"

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melibear89 7

I would of called him a fat **** and processed to step on his tiny dick.

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Wicked361 8

I thought they were supposed to be jolly

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ezelisko 1

should have asked him how it will feel to be fat for the rest of his life.

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strike2867 13

I would have said, "I've always wondered what it would look like when I cut an obese man open, is it like a balloon or a sausage?"

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WoundsHeal 3

That was a douche move, on his part.

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zach8771 3

Just like keep a candy bar in your pocket next time just in case

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Davick 0

put up your foot steep on his gut and hop over him look back and say lose some weight and we wont have this problem

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