By Anonymous - 30/08/2015 15:44 - United States

Today, while I was pulling weeds, my dad thought it would be absolutely hilarious to yell "Hey, son!" then unload his gun at me when I turned around. After I'd screamed like a bitch and pissed myself, he broke down into hysterical laughter and said he'd loaded the gun with blanks. Fuck you, dad. FML
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Nico_di_AngeloX 13

What the ****? Did your dad never learn proper gun safety? FYL OP.

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ChewyJew0608 5

That was a pretty ******* stupid move on his part. He should have his gun privileges suspended.

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JebMcdeber 11

Are you not from the States? We don't have gun privileges, we have gun "rights". Even when we shouldn't. I agree with the sentiment, but taking away his gun would be next to impossible unless he's a felon.

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Lalala579121 27

Most states still require a license to own firearms.

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Badkarma4u 17

No they dont. Only a few states require licensing to purchase..

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CaptainSmith28 19

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CaptainSmith28 19

But then again I live in the south so others may not understand.

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JebMcdeber 11

Do people from the south not respect guns? I don't want to play into stereotypes, but shit, they're not toys.

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1steveo1230 2

Gun safety is not pointing a gun at someone.

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Sparx1_1 16

In case you have not gotten the memo - people have died from being shot at with blanks. The paper wadding in the cartridge is still propelled from the gun and if it hits the right spot can kill you.

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Badkarma4u 17

Blanks are only deadly at close range. People have been using blanks to pretend to shoot each other for decades. What his father did was stupid and unfunny but unless he was very close to him it wasnt dangerous.

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simongren 5

OP, you have something to remind your father of when it's time for you to pick him out a retirement home. I wouldn't mention it until then though - just save your money and get out of there as fast as you can.

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Bragi 12

Not cool. More people die from unloaded guns and blanks... FYL.

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Lalala579121 27

I think OP is evidence enough that he wasn't.

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freddygasman 18

time for him to find a snake in his bed when he goes to sleep.

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JarOfPeachz 9

the father would probably feel like absolute shit if he accidentally used a real bullet.

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morghandi 21

Didn't Brandon Lee die from a blank?

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iwadasn 32

I'm pretty sure blanks are still fatal if they're shot from close range.

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JebMcdeber 11

Yeah, an improperly deactivated "dummy" round got stuck in the barrel, and then when they switched to blanks, the bullet was fired with about the same force as a regular .44 round.

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