By Justme - 30/06/2016 18:20 - United States - Missoula

Today, while I was riding the bus to work, I noticed the guy sitting across from me had shorts on. He also had no underwear on and I could fully see his "parts" just hanging there. I decided to switch seats but as I stood up to move, the bus jerked. I fell face forward right into his "parts". FML
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Same thing different taste

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nesteremily 31

"And that, kids, is how I met your grandfather!"

Nightmares coming true. Glad it wasn't me and good luck. Blech...

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oh gosh that made me cringe... sorry about that!!!

I'll take shit that never happened for 500

Face first is still better than mouth first, just saying...

xxWTFxx1981 23

Hope you didn't get any pubic hairs stuck in your teeth...