Transportation: Today, while I was riding the bus to work, I noticed the guy... - FML

By Justme - 30/06/2016 18:20 - United States - Missoula

Today, while I was riding the bus to work, I noticed the guy sitting across from me had shorts on. He also had no underwear on and I could fully see his "parts" just hanging there. I decided to switch seats but as I stood up to move, the bus jerked. I fell face forward right into his "parts". FML

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By scarlet - 09/05/2011 15:02 - Canada

Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 16:00

Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs and the next seat. FML

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By alice - 14/02/2011 01:18 - United Kingdom

Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs. FML

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By Whoopsie - 22/02/2012 15:53 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the bus and as I'm quite short my legs were dangling. Some guy, who wasn't looking where he was going, tripped over my foot and went flying. He and everyone else on the bus glared at me like it was deliberate. The man next to me even changed seats in disgust. FML

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By marlow - 15/01/2009 02:25 - Canada

Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML

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By Nicked - 25/04/2009 11:50 - Israel

Today, I was on a bus and a man was feeling up my butt. I was just about to step on his foot when the bus stopped and he slipped out. Only then did I realize he'd stolen my wallet. FML

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Crotch rot

By LassieToe - 30/03/2012 03:48 - Australia

Today, while on the train to university, I realized it was my stop and quickly stood up to get off. Or I would have, if my leg hadn't gone to sleep and caused me to fall, landing face first into the crotch of the old guy in front of me. FML

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By Kerlane - 05/12/2008 03:45 - France

Today, I was sitting on the bus on my commute to work, when I nodded off on the charming young man next to me. Something cold and wet touched me, and I looked down to see a small pool of my saliva collecting on my chest. The man thought this was hilarious. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 04:53 - United States

Today, while sitting on the bus a stranger sat next to me, farted, put his hand under his butt to smell what it was like, and then sniffed it throughout the whole ride while glancing at me. FML

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By Chris - 22/10/2009 04:57 - Canada

Today, I was riding the bus home from college. I was standing in the aisle and there was a rather cute girl sitting next to me. The bus came to an abrupt stop, I tripped, and fell into her lap. She shrieked, "Eww! Get off me!" and shove me onto the floor of the bus. Nice to know I'm revolting. FML

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nesteremily 31

Friday 1 July 2016 10:04

"And that, kids, is how I met your grandfather!"

KingSquisher 13

Friday 1 July 2016 10:05

Nightmares coming true. Glad it wasn't me and good luck. Blech...

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Armeniangirl_fml 15

Saturday 2 July 2016 4:57

oh gosh that made me cringe... sorry about that!!!

XxanonymousexX 6

Saturday 2 July 2016 5:02

MAGNUM DONG

AaLlIiYyAaHh 22

Saturday 2 July 2016 10:41

Did he have a boner?

hurley12 30

Saturday 2 July 2016 10:54

You must have terrible odds

Mr_Mole 24

Saturday 2 July 2016 13:08

"Fell"

dave__609 10

Sunday 3 July 2016 8:17

I'll take shit that never happened for 500

chocoladisco 1

Saturday 9 July 2016 16:02

Sounds really painful for him too.....

Atmey 5

Sunday 17 July 2016 13:49

Face first is still better than mouth first, just saying...

xxWTFxx1981 23

Sunday 10 March 2019 17:27

Hope you didn't get any pubic hairs stuck in your teeth...

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