Work: Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod...

By foretwintie - 06/06/2009 11:18 - Canada

Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod from my desk. I work in a police station. FML

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By cocokiss410 - 28/07/2011 04:34 - United States

Today, while I was at work, a co-worker watched while some kid stole the radio out of my car. FML

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By dregmanhart - 12/01/2017 12:33

Today, I went out for a 20-minute lunch break. When I returned to the office, I noticed that my personal computer was missing. Someone had walked into the suite on the second floor and stole my computer right off its docking station, while a few of my coworkers were still in the office. FML

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By americanized - 22/11/2010 15:25 - Denmark

Today, I helped two people find the central station on my way home. As a thank you, they mugged me and stole my wallet and iPod Touch. FML

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By Shortround - 30/09/2012 12:56 - United States - Wheaton

Today, I had three things stolen: my phone, my iPod, and my girlfriend. All by the same guy. FML

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No one is safe

By chili - 24/07/2021 04:01

Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML

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By ilikemusicokay - 08/08/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was going to the bathroom at work. Since I knew it would take a while, I brought my iPod in for entertainment. To bad it disabled me from hearing the continuous knocks on the door as well as the manager eventually picking the lock and busting in. FML

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By fffemaleee - 31/05/2015 18:21 - United States - Waterford

Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML

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Should've stayed home, basically

By SoftwareDev - 27/06/2017 02:00 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, after getting booked off work for being sick, I go to work anyway. On the way home, I stop by a colleagues fairwell, being the paranoid type of guy I make sure my car is locked about 3-4 times and head in. Later I get home to find my laptop has been stolen from my boot with my medication. FML

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You deserved it 632

By stupid - 27/05/2013 11:16 - Lithuania - Prienai

Today, I was taking a bus ride home, listening to some music. The music stopped and I assumed my iPod's battery had run out. Turns out someone managed to steal it, leaving my earphones in. I didn't feel a thing. FML

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You deserved it 11 814

iPod Classic, 7th Gen, 160 Go, the best ever

By abdominates - 23/10/2009 16:48 - Canada

Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML

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You deserved it 3 231

treli1593 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 16:21

thats irony for you

Dral_fml 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 16:24

that thief sure was brave.

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Da_Gov 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 4:54

LOL that's ironic, so a criminal's got your iPod or an asshole cop stole it.

Leely_fml 0

Friday 21 August 2009 7:24

Wow, and they say we can trust policemen...

rancor856 2

Sunday 6 September 2009 18:00

its a police station 1 cops steal and are complete asses and 2 there are criminals who walk through there all the time

rhenerlau 17

Saturday 21 November 2009 3:09

ironic, if anything

bonesbaby 0

Friday 18 December 2009 7:48

You do work in a Police Station man. Criminals and Cops all day should tell you not to leave your crap out:)

TheComputerGuy96 16

Monday 28 December 2009 14:07

YDI for misspelling "iPod".

ydiwahaha 0

Monday 18 January 2010 8:42

FOL for having cops like that

Whiterabbitm1 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 5:06

you need to pled the fifth!

stewieroxmysox 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 4:15

iiiiii-ronyyyyy :P

joshsgirlfriendd 0

Monday 27 September 2010 8:05

so? cops can be criminals too. get a clue.

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