Work: Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod... - FML

By foretwintie - 06/06/2009 11:18 - Canada

Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod from my desk. I work in a police station. FML

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By cocokiss410 - 28/07/2011 04:34 - United States

Today, while I was at work, a co-worker watched while some kid stole the radio out of my car. FML

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By dregmanhart - 12/01/2017 12:33

Today, I went out for a 20-minute lunch break. When I returned to the office, I noticed that my personal computer was missing. Someone had walked into the suite on the second floor and stole my computer right off its docking station, while a few of my coworkers were still in the office. FML

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You deserved it 596

By americanized - 22/11/2010 15:25 - Denmark

Today, I helped two people find the central station on my way home. As a thank you, they mugged me and stole my wallet and iPod Touch. FML

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You deserved it 4 146

By Shortround - 30/09/2012 12:56 - United States - Wheaton

Today, I had three things stolen: my phone, my iPod, and my girlfriend. All by the same guy. FML

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You deserved it 2 916

No one is safe

By chili - 24/07/2021 04:01

Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML

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You deserved it 333

By ilikemusicokay - 08/08/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was going to the bathroom at work. Since I knew it would take a while, I brought my iPod in for entertainment. To bad it disabled me from hearing the continuous knocks on the door as well as the manager eventually picking the lock and busting in. FML

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You deserved it 46 597

By fffemaleee - 31/05/2015 18:21 - United States - Waterford

Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML

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You deserved it 3 965

Should've stayed home, basically

By SoftwareDev - 27/06/2017 02:00 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, after getting booked off work for being sick, I go to work anyway. On the way home, I stop by a colleagues fairwell, being the paranoid type of guy I make sure my car is locked about 3-4 times and head in. Later I get home to find my laptop has been stolen from my boot with my medication. FML

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You deserved it 632

By stupid - 27/05/2013 11:16 - Lithuania - Prienai

Today, I was taking a bus ride home, listening to some music. The music stopped and I assumed my iPod's battery had run out. Turns out someone managed to steal it, leaving my earphones in. I didn't feel a thing. FML

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You deserved it 11 814

iPod Classic, 7th Gen, 160 Go, the best ever

By abdominates - 23/10/2009 16:48 - Canada

Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML

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You deserved it 3 231

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treli1593 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 16:21

thats irony for you

Dral_fml 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 16:24

that thief sure was brave.

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PakiPakiPaki 0

Monday 8 June 2009 19:54

LOL Funny stuff. I got robbed once, the cops needed to take me and mymoms prints to compare to the prints on the safe, cop goes to his car, comes back Cop: "Someone stole our fingerprint ink pads, and the papers, we have to go to the station and get some..." They got stuff out of their cruiser robbed... Confident theif.

Anonymous485 1

Tuesday 9 June 2009 0:49

How comforting

Maze600 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 3:51

THAT SUCKS BUT SOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNYYYY

moheat 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 10:55

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NothingToGein 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 7:13

You deserve it for being a cop, you dick. Go choke.

iBou_fml 4

Friday 12 June 2009 18:17

LMFAO!!!!!!!!

irawk 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 22:02

Cops are dickheads!

Southbark 1

Monday 15 June 2009 3:15

So did you call 911?

potprincess 0

Friday 3 July 2009 1:30

this makes me hate cops sooo much more than i already do bahah

kpearsall 0

Friday 3 July 2009 6:34

Tell your coworkers to do their god damn jobs properly. FYL, but yeah, great job po-po.

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