Health: Today, while I was trying to explain to my friend how smoking...

By BCBUDDY - 07/05/2011 15:29 - United States

Today, while I was trying to explain to my friend how smoking weed everyday doesn't make you stupid, I forgot what I was talking about mid-sentence. FML

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By screwed - 20/03/2014 21:03 - United States - Amarillo

Today, I had to give a deposition ahead of a trial in which my former boss is accused of fraud. I'm not a smart man, and I smoked a joint before heading out to try to calm my nerves. I got way too high and ended up giggling like an idiot through half the deposition. FML

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By Mike - 15/12/2010 11:57

Today, while giving a brief presentation at work, I blanked out on what I was going to say. I tried to make a joke and tell them I'd had a brain fart, but all I managed to say was, "I farted." Well, at least they all laughed. FML

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By crazyjohnny - 01/06/2009 06:52 - United States

Today, I had a really big debate in my English Class about the legalization of weed. My group had to state reasons why weed shouldn't be legal and no one except me had prepared. My partner came to class totally stoned. Our group lost the debate. We got a F. FML

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By Annomymous - 23/01/2015 18:12 - United States - Clarkston

Today, my asshat roommate tricked me into eating a weed brownie. I thought it was his terrible attempt at baking regular brownies until it kicked in at college. I was so high, I started giggling like a schoolgirl when my instructor said "Dickens". Now everyone thinks I'm a retard. FML

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High times

By Anonymous - 23/01/2016 10:09 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I had to give a joint presentation at college. My partner was so high, she couldn't even pronounce her own name properly in her introduction. I'm pretty sure her antics are going to get us both failed hard. FML

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What did you say?

By Anonymous - 25/07/2024 12:00 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, whenever I get into arguments, I end up mixing up words. I was trying to prove a point by saying a type of chips, and was debating between Dorito chips or BBQ chips. I ended up saying "burrito chips." I said my friend would "sell me out for a bag of burrito chips." FML

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By :(( - 24/06/2012 21:45 - United States - Montevideo

Today, my parents felt the need to lecture me about how people who "smoke the reefer" are a "waste of life" and will never amount to anything. I was baked during the entire conversation, and actually ended up breaking down in tears, because I realized they were totally right. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2019 06:00

Today, I came home to my parents holding my marijuana. They told me that I had the stupidest hiding place ever, and that I was, "not only a pothead, but a dumbfuck pothead." FML

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Grammar police alert

By Weekdae - 09/12/2020 09:01 - United States - Litchfield Park

Today, I found another comment online referencing, "Smoke weed everyday." With all due respect for smoking weed, when will people learn that "every" and "day" need to be two separate words in that context? This is seriously making it hard for me to focus on my work. FML

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By mateyouremental - 21/12/2012 20:48 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I baked some regular brownies for my friend. Just to mess with him, after he ate some, I said they had weed in them. He trashed my room in anger, and still won't believe me when I tell him that I didn't actually slip him any drugs. FML

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Saturday 7 May 2011 19:52

It happens to the... um... what was I saying... Damn, I forgot.

bonezisme 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 19:52

nice sounds like short term hit you bad

Comments

Dragons_corner 6

Sunday 8 May 2011 13:10

my dad smoked weed since he was 16 and he turns 56 next month and yet nothing like what they say on tv.

Lisa89 3

Sunday 8 May 2011 13:35

Generally speaking, some people that I have encountered who have done heavy weed use seem noticeable slower and spaced out than other people, HOWEVER this is most likely because they have used other stronger drugs a lot of the time too (I don't know about their habits, i don't know much about different drugs, but just saying what I have experienced personally with people i know have done drugs.) I just think, not to be stupid. Doing anything every day, too much must be bad for you. No matter what it is, unless it's like helping orphans or something...

Cram_Burglar 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 14:49

how many smart people do you see smoking weed

Petunia888 13

Sunday 8 May 2011 23:00

Invalid statement. There are quite a few people that smoke weed that you may never meet. You can't possibly assume they are all not smart.

sipher16 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 14:59

well I guess that makes this myth confirmed.

carobug 6

Sunday 8 May 2011 15:23

Forgetting what your saying mid-sentence is normal and unrelated to smoking weed. I forget quite often, but I'm pretty sure weed isn't a part of my life. is there any proven facts that weed kills brain cells? I have yet to see any except for a made up experiment. isn't alcohol and smoking tobacco worse than weed?

monkeys223 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 15:54

hahahah wow! okay all of yall saying that weed is bad ITS NOT BAD FOR YOU!!! please get that through yalls heads it is a plant and God put it here for us so we use it! it even says so in the bible:) anyways i am one my self and so are alot of people i know and we all turned out just fine! we arent stupid people we are actually very smart. and when you smoke it actually opens up your mind and you have amazing thoughts! besides we all have our own opinions and nobody is ever going to win this!

ThisIsntMyLife 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 17:38

amazing thoughts like dragons and unicorns?

immunizations 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 17:11

smoking weed every day doesn't make you any cooler, js

Petunia888 13

Sunday 8 May 2011 23:02

Not everyone does it to be cooler. That's silly.

csmouton 3

Sunday 8 May 2011 17:24

agreed maybe you should ummmm NOT smoke........wait what was I saying????lmao

ThisIsntMyLife 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 17:31

my best friend and I were 9 years old when she got hold of weed. her first drugs. I tried to discourage her, etc. he went ahead and injected herself with the tiniest bit- her cousin, who'd sold her it was there to make sure she didn't take to much at a time- he is a regular drug addict, she died. Right in front of me. When a 9 year old dies of marijuana- somethings messed up. So all those addicts who say that drugs are harmless, they've already started messing up your brain.

Levvy 22

Sunday 8 May 2011 18:45

I don't particularly like marijuana or think it's good for people, but I have to say: Either you're lying, since you'd realize marijuana isn't used intravenously ("injected") if you'd seen someone using it, or this kid died for a very, very different reason than just using pot in of itself.