By who_could_it_be - 06/08/2009 13:35 - Canada

Today, while I was walking downtown a homeless person asked me for a dollar. I thought it would be funny to wave the dollar in his face and taunt him. I guess he thought it would be funny to stab me in the leg with a pencil. FML
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mardigrasqueen 0

You are a pompous bastard. You deserved a knife, not a pencil.

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kionnalexus 0

You deserved that >< You're an asshole and I hope I never meet you on the street.

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CourtneyDanielle_fml 9

What the **** is wrong with you? Just give him a few dollars and let it be. That's what I do, or talk to them for a little bit because I feel horrible for them. God. I'm sure if you were the one on the street and someone did that to you, you would do the same thing. YDI, jackass.

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AnnoyingFlamingo 0

Wow. Really. Not expected at all. Let's wave a slab of meat in a dog's face and see if we get jumped. Common sense idiot.

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GoldenSarah10 0

I'd love to find out where you live and smack you, you stupid ****. Why would you do such a thing? YDI

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master565 0

I thought that would have Benny funny too

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Lythiaren 8

YDI, don't **** with the less fortunate. Dickface.

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xXlolololXx 0

You're a ******* douche, if I were the hobo I would've stabbed you in the face. People are such ******* dicks. How about a simple "sorry, have no cash on me" Asshole

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