Miscellaneous: Today, while I was walking downtown a homeless person asked me...

By who_could_it_be - 06/08/2009 13:35 - Canada

Today, while I was walking downtown a homeless person asked me for a dollar. I thought it would be funny to wave the dollar in his face and taunt him. I guess he thought it would be funny to stab me in the leg with a pencil. FML

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By I_Am_The_Edge - 11/06/2009 16:06 - United States

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2016 18:36 - United States - Ridgewood

Today, I saw a homeless man on the street and decided to give him the dollar bill I had left in my wallet. He said "Thank you" then as I turned to walk away, he muttered "Cheap-ass cunt". FML

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By pinkrazrgirl247 - 03/07/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML

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By HaliMali - 22/02/2015 18:21 - United States - Hastings

Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML

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By NoNaMe - 04/06/2009 08:07 - Australia

Today, while walking down the street, a homeless man walked up to me. He opened his mouth to say something and I immediately said that I didn't have any spare change because I was late for work. He then said "I was gonna ask you for the time, dickwad". Apparently he wasn't homeless. FML

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Crossed purposes

By katiebell - 04/10/2019 12:00

Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML

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By Josh - 06/03/2015 00:25 - United States - Fenton

Today, some guy on the street threatened to stab me. I called his bluff, and walked away. He wasn't bluffing. FML

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Leave me alone

By re2K5 - 25/07/2009 16:39 - Korea Republic of

Today, I passed a homeless person asking for change. When I politely apologized and told him that I had none, he yelled angrily, "Who comes to this city without money?" I replied, "Apparently, you do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML

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Grab it while you can

By Arabian_Soap - 31/05/2021 16:01 - Australia - Mermaid Beach

Today, I was walking through a rich part of the city and saw 2 dollars on the ground. I didn't pick it so people wouldn't think I was poor. FML

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By :| - 16/04/2011 02:04 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML

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beerab 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:02

That's just MEAN on your part.

mardigrasqueen 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:02

You are a pompous bastard. You deserved a knife, not a pencil.

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strike9 0

Friday 7 August 2009 2:48

OMG, THANK YOU ALL FOR MAKING ALMOST 50,000 votes for his fault. And I´m glad that you got stabbed, dick.

stupiidx3 0

Friday 7 August 2009 2:54

YDI for being a douche. the homeless guy shouldnt have stabbed you in the leg. that was the least he should have done to you.

G_tastic 0

Friday 7 August 2009 2:59

omg ur a jerk i swear....after he stabbed you he should have waved a band aid infornt of you lol

newguy12 0

Friday 7 August 2009 3:04

ur a bitch/ bastard (I have to use both to describe you) if only the pencil actually had lead.... and 296 ur a dick

AlexZB 0

Friday 7 August 2009 3:05

youre an asshole

Vitamin_C 0

Friday 7 August 2009 3:13

You're a ******* tool. I hope that pencil left splinters. #224: "Downtown" can refer to the center of any city, not just Toronto, genius. This fucktard could be talking about downtown Kingston (which would explain so much).

purplepickle 0

Friday 7 August 2009 3:13

i dont understand.......how is it that you seriously thought it would be FUNNY.....to do that?? i hope the homeless guy got the dollar. at least.

hayride1987 0

Friday 7 August 2009 3:19

you are the WORST kind of person.... u deserve anything bad that happens to you!!

egp10990 0

Friday 7 August 2009 3:21

I might have done the same.. The guy needs to get a job! Why enable the homeless?

FalconWhitaker 20

Friday 7 August 2009 3:22

Because there is a big difference between refusing to give money to a homeless person, and taunting a homeless person with money for sadistic giggles?

FalconWhitaker 20

Friday 7 August 2009 3:24

FYI, if you stop being a douche to people, they don't tend to stab you. Just thought I'd give you the heads up. Good lord YDI. -_- Either give him money or don't give him money, don't screw around with him.