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By IhadToTakeCareOfTraumatizedFish - 03/03/2016 05:32 - United States - Iowa Park

Today, while I was working at a sushi restaurant, a guy told me he wanted the table next to the "koi fish tank", because he wanted to let the fish know what happens when they "cross him". FML

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Same thing different taste

By aprilfools22 - 17/08/2011 08:13 - United States

Today, I got my tongue pierced, then went to a pet store. A clerk came up to ask if I needed help. I showed him I already had some fish, and said, "No thanks." He must have thought I was "special," as he bent down and in a baby voice, said "You got fishy? FISHY FISHY FISHY!" while poking the bag. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2011 08:44 - United States

Today, my favorite fish died. To make things better my parents thought to take me out to dinner. We ate sushi. FML

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I just work here

By NathanA - 08/07/2013 23:54 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was verbally abused by a customer because her entrée was too fishy. I'm not the chef, just the waiter and I work at a fish grill. FML

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That's not how that works

By christiner - 06/09/2010 03:01 - France

Today, I was at work and was confronted by a customer wanting to get a "Nemo" fish. I explained that 'Nemo' needs to live in saltwater, not freshwater, like their tank was. The customer then turns around and grabs a perforated tank divider and says, "Can't I just split them up with this?" FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2019 12:00 - United States - Salem

Today, I asked a table at a restaurant if there's anything I could get out of their way and they replied, "Yeah, you." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2011 20:39 - Switzerland

Today, my family went out to dinner at a seafood restaurant. While we were eating our food, my grandma demanded to see the manager, and loudly complained that her fish was "too fishy". FML

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By weirded out - 11/08/2014 02:22 - United States - Brentwood

Today, I saw a customer at the restaurant I work at lovingly petting his cheeseburger and whispering sweet promises to it. FML

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Nice try

By Peel - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - France

Today, while I was leaving a restaurant, the very handsome waiter, whom I had been trying to hit on all night, said to me, in front of everyone, "Why did you write your phone number on the table with hearts around it? You know I won't call you." FML

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By bels12 - 05/01/2010 05:15 - Australia

Today, I bought a new Siamese Fighting Fish. I was so happy with my new fish so I bought him an expensive lovely bowl, some weeds, and a toy for the bowl. I left the room to get the fish food. When I returned, the fish was gone, and the cat was sitting on the table. FML

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Doggy bag

By DumbFish - 05/04/2017 22:00

Today, I got up the courage to go to a nice place for lunch alone. I wasn't expecting the Tilapia I ordered to be the whole fish, so I asked the waiter for a box because, "I forgot about an appointment in 20 minutes," just so he wouldn't think I was an idiot who didn't know what I was ordering. FML

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writerchic85 25

Thursday 3 March 2016 15:00

That would have made me laugh, I would have played along.

yeaforreal 14

Thursday 3 March 2016 15:00

What?? That is hilarious!

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Noblemother1969 7

Thursday 3 March 2016 16:01

man that's funny;-)

am1717 22

Thursday 3 March 2016 16:24

More like **** the koi fishes life

dirty_dan_ 15

Thursday 3 March 2016 16:34

there's something fishy about that guy

capnbzarr 43

Thursday 3 March 2016 16:49

It's a joke, son. Relax.

refticon 31

Thursday 3 March 2016 17:10

Shit's going cray cray!

laden_swallow09 34

Friday 4 March 2016 0:05

That would only be amusing if there was the picture of someone holding a microphone next to a crawdad.

ViviMage 38

Thursday 3 March 2016 17:26

In the Shinto religion, the spirits bless the Japanese Garden, the most sacred part of the house. It represents a miniature world, with the Koi the whales. It is forbidden in Shinto to kill/harm these fish, and a ransom over ¥10,000 has been paid for the return. Learn some culture, sick bastard. Koi are NEVER meant as back stock for a sushi joint.

Brandi_Faith 33

Thursday 3 March 2016 19:40

No offence, but that's in one culture and this is in another. Different cultures do different things. Some cultures eat the placenta after birth for medicinal purposes, doesn't mean every culture will (or should) start eating placentas after birth.