Miscellaneous: Today, while in bed with my boyfriend, I accidentally let one...

By Anonymous - 06/01/2012 15:50 - United States

Today, while in bed with my boyfriend, I accidentally let one slip. While thinking "maybe he didn't hear, maybe he's sleeping", the shaking of the bed from his laughter let me know otherwise. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 537

You deserved it 9 415

Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Em - 15/10/2009 06:12 - France

Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 327

You deserved it 3 632

By Anonymous - 28/05/2017 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 866

You deserved it 1 788

By Anonymous - 01/02/2011 13:43 - United States

Today, I was startled awake at 4am by a loud and awful sound. Completely serious, I asked my fiancé if he had just shit his pants. His response: giggles followed by a softly whispered "maybe". FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 149

You deserved it 5 332

By ohfantastic - 25/01/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 696

You deserved it 2 385

By Anonymous - 06/10/2011 15:23 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 882

You deserved it 11 308

Not a morning person

By Anonymous - 15/07/2021 20:01 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I was woken up by the sound of someone in my room. I started freaking out, thinking someone had broken in, so I kicked them, only to realise it was my boyfriend coming back from the toilet. I'd forgotten he was staying over. FML

I agree, your life sucks 531

You deserved it 750

Single shot

By irulan - 14/01/2020 03:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I farted so loudly in bed and I woke up my husband. Startled, he thought that someone was entered in our room and fired a shot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 540

You deserved it 599

Gas giant

By morgan - 09/04/2021 23:00

Today, while laying in bed, I let out a huge fart. I then heard my roommate yell from outside my room, "Did you think you were alone?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 788

You deserved it 305

Psychopath's joke

By hannieannie - 20/11/2019 01:00

Today, I’m still recovering from last night. I fell asleep before my boyfriend. He thought it would be funny to stand at the bottom of the bed with a knife and wake me up. I screamed so much that I wet myself and had a panic attack. He recorded the whole thing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 039

You deserved it 258

By 20lbknockout - 20/10/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over my head. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to casually sit by my feet and suddenly tickle them mercilessly. Caught off guard, I started wiggling, laughed and dropped the weights. On my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 098

You deserved it 3 547

Miss_Michaela 10

Friday 6 January 2012 18:57

I can just imagine him saying "Are you challenging me?".

pancakerocks 1

Friday 6 January 2012 18:56

Tell him it wasnt you..

Comments

Smurfy23 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 6:10

That must suck! I have had that happen to me except I was throwig a shoe to get a ball off of a ledge thing in my house

JadeWalker 14

Saturday 7 January 2012 6:23

Oh come on u shouldn't be ashamed of that. u should feel comfortable in ur relationship. my bf and and i let them slip freely, its great not having to worry bout that and it makes us both laugh hahaha :)

SF49ERS 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 7:00

Hahaha... My girl does it all the time.

thewife5 19

Saturday 7 January 2012 7:29

You're all gross.. It's not about immaturity, it's about manners. I've been married 13 years and probably only heard 5-6 farts out of my husband. That's what the bathroom is for.

troublegum 21

Saturday 7 January 2012 12:03

Yes i really belive the fact that every time you need to let one go in the middle of the night you get up and go to the bathroom just to do it. If that was me i would may aswell sleep in the bathroom.

viperxcity 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 8:08

Lawl

lovelife9 12

Saturday 7 January 2012 8:31

Lol it's fineee. I started farting in front of my boyfriend within 2 months. Weve been going out for almost 6 months now

Dc040583 6

Saturday 7 January 2012 8:58

This is hilarious. But then, laughter always is. :)

insanelyXnikki 18

Saturday 7 January 2012 9:42

Hehe, at least he didn't get all grossed out about it!

Cathaholic 9

Saturday 7 January 2012 14:24

Does anyone else wonder if people are taking #6 too seriously? Something about the 0: suggests sarcasm to me. Yeah, it is not incredibly funny if it is sarcasm but really not deserving the over antagonistic response. ps. I am further inspired to consider it sarcasm considering the nature of posts on this site.