Intimacy: Today, while in bed with my fiancée, I asked her to take off...

By DieTrying - 02/02/2012 09:31 - United States

Today, while in bed with my fiancée, I asked her to take off her pants so we could get it on. She said, "No, I don't feel like squeezing into them again." I was cockblocked by a pair of jeans. FML

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By sad-sexed - 06/09/2010 12:50 - Australia

Today, I was lying on my bed with my boyfriend. I didn't really want to have sex so I told him I would if he really wanted too, but I wouldn't enjoy it. He then started to undo my pants. FML

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By unwantedlove - 25/02/2011 18:36 - France

Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML

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By Matt988 - 22/03/2021 23:00 - India

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML

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By robinhoood - 12/07/2009 05:38 - United States

Today, my girlfriend, who never initiates sex, pulled me into my room and onto my bed with kisses and other seductive behavior. As I'm thinking about how awesome it is that's she's doing this for once, she reaches down, grabs my underwear, and gives me the worst wedgie I've ever received. FML

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By Herman - 13/02/2023 06:00 - United States - Bedford

Today, I went to my room to find my girlfriend on the floor, butt up, with her pants down. I elatedly took the invitation and dropped my pants too, only for her to tell me, "Not so fast champ, I'm trying to force some farts out." FML

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By asdfasdf - 24/01/2009 15:14 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2013 18:24 - United States - Pompton Plains

Today, I got home from work and found my girlfriend waiting for me in some skimpy lingerie. She ended up pushing me onto the bed, and as I lay there, expecting to be pleasured, she pulled out a pair of adult-sized footsie pajamas and dressed me in them. FML

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By no luck chuck - 09/10/2021 02:00 - United States

Today, I knew I was a small guy and finally about to get laid for the first time in years. Everything was going great, until she got my pants off. She stared at it, stared at me, stared back at it and said, "Yeah, that’s not gonna happen." Got dressed and left. Sadly this has happened many times. FML

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By TJ - 06/04/2012 11:10 - United Kingdom - Redhill

Today, my girlfriend and I were in bed. She slipped her hand under the duvet, and I got all excited thinking she was going to give me a hand job. She was actually pulling out her wedgie. FML

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By shit.... - 08/11/2012 18:25 - Malaysia - Kuala Selangor

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and things started getting pretty hot. That is, until I tried to remove her shirt. Somehow, I managed to grab her pajama shorts and give her a violent wedgie. FML

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justfienne 12

Thursday 2 February 2012 16:20

Cut a hole in the crotch, then she'll never have to take them off.

DocBastard 38

Thursday 2 February 2012 16:26

I will NEVER understand women and fashion. Squeezing yourselves into jeans just to make your ass look good, contorting your feet into high heels just to make your legs look good, shoving yourselves into push-up bras just to make your boobs look good... Actually, forget what I just said. Keep doing all those things, please. You know, for fashion.

Comments

hateevryone 14

Tuesday 7 February 2012 18:50

why the hell did she put them on in the first place?

LadyLove86 2

Tuesday 7 February 2012 19:12

that sucks.

rubyliu8420 7

Thursday 9 February 2012 6:21

Why is she wearing jeans in bed?

valogan17 0

Wednesday 15 February 2012 0:03

I doubt it was really the jeans. She probably didn't want to do it. It was just an excuse dude. Get over it.

jaytee1994 9

Monday 12 March 2012 15:51

Don't feel to bad I was cocked blocked by a head ache last night.

Narttu 20

Wednesday 21 March 2012 15:13

Everybody is asking why she was wearing tight jeans to bed... I'd like to know why she was wearing a pair or pants that tight in the first place. If they are so difficult to get in and out of then they couldn't be good for the circulation in her legs... Girls are stupid.

Narttu 20

Wednesday 21 March 2012 15:17

of*

springywdcc 2

Sunday 1 April 2012 15:01

Why is she wearing jeans in bed?

Narttu 20

Tuesday 3 April 2012 16:28

Why is everybody so freaking stupid? Have you never sat or lain on your bed during the day? Some people also just sleep in their clothes rather than change into PJ's.