Intimacy: Today, while in bed with my fiancée, I asked her to take off...

By DieTrying - 02/02/2012 09:31 - United States

Today, while in bed with my fiancée, I asked her to take off her pants so we could get it on. She said, "No, I don't feel like squeezing into them again." I was cockblocked by a pair of jeans. FML

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Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML

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By TJ - 06/04/2012 11:10 - United Kingdom - Redhill

Today, my girlfriend and I were in bed. She slipped her hand under the duvet, and I got all excited thinking she was going to give me a hand job. She was actually pulling out her wedgie. FML

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By shit.... - 08/11/2012 18:25 - Malaysia - Kuala Selangor

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and things started getting pretty hot. That is, until I tried to remove her shirt. Somehow, I managed to grab her pajama shorts and give her a violent wedgie. FML

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justfienne 12

Thursday 2 February 2012 16:20

Cut a hole in the crotch, then she'll never have to take them off.

DocBastard 38

Thursday 2 February 2012 16:26

I will NEVER understand women and fashion. Squeezing yourselves into jeans just to make your ass look good, contorting your feet into high heels just to make your legs look good, shoving yourselves into push-up bras just to make your boobs look good... Actually, forget what I just said. Keep doing all those things, please. You know, for fashion.

Comments

ghost585fml 0

Friday 3 February 2012 4:52

that's crazy you should took them off for her

ouchie1013 0

Friday 3 February 2012 5:36

why is she wearing jeans in bed anyway. that's the first problem,

KEEK17 5

Friday 3 February 2012 5:40

i thought when your engaged you wait until the honeymoon

kalbrek009 20

Friday 3 February 2012 6:06

Buy her a pair of bigger pants? Jk....you were cockblocked by a GF with a lame excuse. Sorry OP. :( next time tell her you'll hold them for her while she jumps off the bed to get back into them or that they'll slide right back on from the sweat after making love. :)

AmbrosiaWriter 17

Friday 3 February 2012 6:27

No I'm pretty sure you were cockblocked because that has to be one of the most unromantic things I've heard. "Take off your pants so we can get it on?" Really? Damn am I glad I have a bf who understands the importance of foreplay - and knows how to take my pants off. Really? You don't know how to take a woman's pants off? YDI.

Trebie 6

Saturday 4 February 2012 0:25

So glad I wasn't the only one who thought so.

MissAimeeAngel 15

Friday 3 February 2012 7:37

Foreplay is the key to seducing a woman. Men should never have to straight up tell a woman to 'get naked'. I'm totally glad my boyfriend knows a thing or two about that, we've been together for a while and the boy still knows how to get me out of my clothes, whatever they may be, in seconds ;)

asherm 15

Friday 3 February 2012 9:08

She's the idiot for not wanting some c**k, (I wouldnt let that opportunity pass!) and sorry to tell ya OP, if she's already too lazy to give you some, imagine after the wedding....