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By therundown - 20/07/2011 13:38 - United States

Today, while in line at a gas station, I felt something on my shoulder. I turned around only to see a woman behind me pulling the sunburnt skin off my shoulder. When I told her to stop, she yelled, hit me with her purse and ran off crying. FML

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By 918boyz - 04/02/2009 22:23 - United States

Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said "That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream." FML

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By alex - 14/03/2011 14:44 - United States

Today, my girlfriend asked me to hold her purse while shopping. All of a sudden, a robber punched me in the face and took her purse. She started crying about her purse and told me to get off the ground because I was embarrassing her. FML

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By Username - 08/07/2011 20:02 - United States

Today, I noticed a woman struggling to work a parking meter, so I went over to help. She took one look at me before screaming, hitting me in the face, and running back to her car. FML

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By dmvsucks - 13/09/2010 15:14 - United States

Today, I was at the DMV getting temporary tags for my new car. While waiting in line, a huge fat lady behind me felt the need to run her finger down the scar on the back of my neck. FML

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By Marc - 06/02/2012 21:43 - United States

Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML

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By Tmo - 12/08/2023 08:00

Today, I saw a toddler bolt in a parking lot. Since he was running towards the road behind me, I scooped him up to hand off to his mother. She shrieked, snatched him from my hands, and sprayed me with mace. While I was writhing in pain, some punk kid lifted my wallet and phone. FML

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By keep_your_eyes_on_the_sidewalk - 25/06/2018 15:00

Today, a girl with her eyes glued to her phone bumped my arm going in the opposite direction on the sidewalk. She dropped her phone, chased me to the bus stop, and told everyone that I broke it. She threatened to call the police. FML

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Pranks for all ages

By atleastshelldiefirst - 13/10/2012 00:18 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML

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By whaaaaat111 - 09/03/2013 12:04 - United States - Vienna

Today, while at the mall, a lady dropped her credit card while in line to buy something. I came over, picked it up and gave it to her just for her to shove it in my hand and scream, "She's stealing my wallet! My wallet!" The police came. FML

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Don't bother

By NoticeTheLackOfNumbers - 12/08/2009 22:43 - United States

Today, I was at the store when I saw that a cart in the checkout line next to me was starting to roll away and the owner hadn't noticed. I tried to help by reaching out to stop the cart from moving, but when the owner saw me with the cart, she began to hit me for trying to steal her purse. FML

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RetardedChipmunk 7

Wednesday 20 July 2011 18:53

That's a weird fetish...

hellokat1 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 18:54

Did she eat it afterwards?

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ChelseaFan817 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 18:56

that's just plain creepy and weird

jacob12311 4

Wednesday 20 July 2011 20:24

aaaawww look at the puppy

braceletsandhell 7

Wednesday 20 July 2011 18:57

Well hey can you blame her? It gets pretty addicting .. No I'm joking, it's only okay if it's your own skin, but at least she left .

jloldude 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 21:47

your ****** sexy as shit..

Kingkiwi 5

Wednesday 20 July 2011 23:59

lol

TheCountess 4

Wednesday 20 July 2011 18:57

That's awfully creepy. It's true that people have no sense of propriety, but this honestly sounds like mental disease to me.

skigirl98 9

Wednesday 20 July 2011 19:38

She's probably on that show "My Strange Addiction"

missyj0 12

Wednesday 20 July 2011 18:57

It's strange how every comment on this FML has thumbs down.. I'm probably odd for noticing that.

missyj0 12

Wednesday 20 July 2011 19:00

EVEN MY COMMENT. I'm not going insane..

FacePalm69 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 18:58

omnomnomnom

green_eggs_and_h 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 18:58

That was you? I'm sorry, I just can't help but pick off other people's dead skin. It makes a good substitute for powder sugar.

xXRiah_GirlXx 9

Wednesday 20 July 2011 19:43

OHMEHGAWD ew XD

BryiwiththeWHY 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 21:22

haha great one

TerettsUnicorn 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 18:58

shouldn't you get to know each other first?

JodeMiVida 13

Wednesday 20 July 2011 20:59

Indeed, save the skin fetishes till after the honeymoon :)

PopRocks14 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 18:59

Atleast no one was petting your hair on a bus..

mcrluverchick 9

Wednesday 20 July 2011 19:58

I think I would rather have someone petting my hair than picking off my skin...

ErinNicc 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 20:01

I agree

12vballchick12 5

Thursday 21 July 2011 1:09

lol fml referance! win ;)

flowerfliff 18

Thursday 10 July 2014 1:17

What's wrong with someone petting your hair on a bus ? .

TheJashinist 8

Wednesday 20 July 2011 19:00

That's awkward..

smexehXredhead0 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 19:02

That's kinda nasty...

LotsaLaughs 5

Thursday 21 July 2011 18:11

kindaa?!

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Today, my college class has a strict rule that ANY absence, even if it's because you're sick and have a doctor's note, will drop your grade a letter grade. I have a chronic illness. Today is the second time in the first two weeks that I've had to show up to class with a bucket. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I were finally having some intimate alone time together. When we really started getting into it, he suddenly prematurely jizzed in my eye. I now need surgery and have to explain to my family how I almost lost my eye. FML

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Today, I was home alone in my apartment. I tripped over my dresser and fell and sprained my ankle. As I was laying there in agonizing pain, my downstairs neighbor shouted at me to shut up. FML

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Today, my shrink diagnosed me as severely depressive, due to a lot of stress and yells at home. After the session, my parents argued about whose fault it was and then went on to yell at me for being depressive and wasting their money. FML

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Today, I found out that the last of my super feminist "I'm never getting tied to a man" college friends got engaged. Apparently, I should have tried that tactic, as my current partner in life is my goldfish. FML

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Today, my daughter’s sleepwalking has been so bad that none of us has slept more than a few hours a night in weeks. We took her to a pediatrician, who referred her to a sleep clinic for children that has no openings for 6 months. My boyfriend is convinced my house is haunted, scaring the other kids. FML

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Today, my girlfriend and I got caught doing it in her parents' bed by her mom. Instead of making me leave, they forced me to stay for dinner. FML

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