Health: Today, while in line at a gas station, I felt something on my...

By therundown - 20/07/2011 13:38 - United States

Today, while in line at a gas station, I felt something on my shoulder. I turned around only to see a woman behind me pulling the sunburnt skin off my shoulder. When I told her to stop, she yelled, hit me with her purse and ran off crying. FML

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You deserved it 3 982

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By 918boyz - 04/02/2009 22:23 - United States

Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said "That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream." FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 836

You deserved it 2 623

By alex - 14/03/2011 14:44 - United States

Today, my girlfriend asked me to hold her purse while shopping. All of a sudden, a robber punched me in the face and took her purse. She started crying about her purse and told me to get off the ground because I was embarrassing her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 793

You deserved it 10 074

By Username - 08/07/2011 20:02 - United States

Today, I noticed a woman struggling to work a parking meter, so I went over to help. She took one look at me before screaming, hitting me in the face, and running back to her car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 204

You deserved it 3 611

By dmvsucks - 13/09/2010 15:14 - United States

Today, I was at the DMV getting temporary tags for my new car. While waiting in line, a huge fat lady behind me felt the need to run her finger down the scar on the back of my neck. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 626

You deserved it 3 090

By Marc - 06/02/2012 21:43 - United States

Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 941

You deserved it 2 189

Opportunist

By Tmo - 12/08/2023 08:00

Today, I saw a toddler bolt in a parking lot. Since he was running towards the road behind me, I scooped him up to hand off to his mother. She shrieked, snatched him from my hands, and sprayed me with mace. While I was writhing in pain, some punk kid lifted my wallet and phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 243

You deserved it 121

By keep_your_eyes_on_the_sidewalk - 25/06/2018 15:00

Today, a girl with her eyes glued to her phone bumped my arm going in the opposite direction on the sidewalk. She dropped her phone, chased me to the bus stop, and told everyone that I broke it. She threatened to call the police. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 167

You deserved it 228

Pranks for all ages

By atleastshelldiefirst - 13/10/2012 00:18 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 997

You deserved it 1 806

By whaaaaat111 - 09/03/2013 12:04 - United States - Vienna

Today, while at the mall, a lady dropped her credit card while in line to buy something. I came over, picked it up and gave it to her just for her to shove it in my hand and scream, "She's stealing my wallet! My wallet!" The police came. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 712

You deserved it 2 765

Don't bother

By NoticeTheLackOfNumbers - 12/08/2009 22:43 - United States

Today, I was at the store when I saw that a cart in the checkout line next to me was starting to roll away and the owner hadn't noticed. I tried to help by reaching out to stop the cart from moving, but when the owner saw me with the cart, she began to hit me for trying to steal her purse. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 755

You deserved it 3 256

RetardedChipmunk 7

Wednesday 20 July 2011 18:53

That's a weird fetish...

hellokat1 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 18:54

Did she eat it afterwards?

Comments

Spring94 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 19:14

YOU should yall at her, YOU should hit her with your purse and YOU should ran off crying.

sheethapins 13

Thursday 21 July 2011 1:31

Can you describe to me what it would be like to "yall" at someone? I'm curious...

PDeffinP 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 11:16

ok now try that again in English

stephanieeDawnx 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 3:39

#186 .. WIN.

anastasiabeaverh_fml_fml 6

Wednesday 20 July 2011 19:16

if there was a "I don't believe this happened" button, I'd be all over it.

valdancer99 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 19:17

ahhhhh thats creepy

Sha41491 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 19:19

WTF! the world is full of creeps!

kroekdog 7

Wednesday 20 July 2011 19:25

pssh.. i do that all the time

ohkellno 3

Wednesday 20 July 2011 19:32

creeper!

caidensmommy 2

Wednesday 20 July 2011 19:36

You should have called the nut house and told them one if their patiences escapes

nickmeier1 4

Wednesday 20 July 2011 19:53

patiences? learn to spell...

Glitterhinoceros 14

Wednesday 20 July 2011 21:08

patiences? Learn to capitalize.

caidensmommy 2

Wednesday 20 July 2011 23:26

learn not to be bitches!!!

SteelCladAngel 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 1:49

patients....not to be a bitch at you who first spelled it wrong...but lol to the other gals....if you're going to bitch about someone else's spelling you should probably learn to spell the word/ you're bitching about ;)