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By JLoistheBomb - 11/02/2009 00:01 - United States

Today, while in our communal showers in the highschool football locker room, I started to swing my penis around because it feels good and I was alone. Two minutes later the rest of the team hops into the shower with me. 30 dudes, one self-induced boner. FML

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Wednesday 11 February 2009 1:40

Remember only 2 shakes are appropriate in the bathroom, anything else and you deserve the embarrassment..

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Wednesday 11 February 2009 1:35

hahahahahahaha thats just embarassing

Comments

evhrocks876 4

Monday 3 September 2012 23:14

You only have 30 people on their team?

ObeyStudKing 4

Monday 24 September 2012 22:54

I guess you can mark off one thing on your bucket list.

DarkskyFML 5

Friday 18 January 2013 0:12

A coming out party.

watchmerun11 10

Thursday 18 April 2013 22:45

This should be a new masturbation challenge. You call for your friends and try to finish before they get to you.

emuexport 4

Monday 23 September 2013 11:50

And you stayed in there ??, hmmmm....

megstiel 16

Thursday 5 December 2013 20:38

I've come to understand guys love their penises. But why do they feel the need to 'utilize' it anytime anywhere?

jrn 14

Sunday 15 December 2013 20:04

Lol

jazzmin1997 16

Wednesday 7 May 2014 19:49

Why would you do that in communal showers?!

ty4nier 16

Saturday 6 June 2015 22:38

Just remember the trick. Hold your breath to take dibs on the blood supply away from the fun supply. And then remember never to supply yourself in the locker room again lol