By JLoistheBomb - 11/02/2009 00:01 - United States

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Today, while in our communal showers in the highschool football locker room, I started to swing my penis around because it feels good and I was alone. Two minutes later the rest of the team hops into the shower with me. 30 dudes, one self-induced boner. FML
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MCart_fml 0

Remember only 2 shakes are appropriate in the bathroom, anything else and you deserve the embarrassment..

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FMLhilar 0

hahahahahahaha thats just embarassing

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ObeyStudKing 4

I guess you can mark off one thing on your bucket list.

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watchmerun11 10

This should be a new masturbation challenge. You call for your friends and try to finish before they get to you.

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megstiel 16

I've come to understand guys love their penises. But why do they feel the need to 'utilize' it anytime anywhere?

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jazzmin1997 16

Why would you do that in communal showers?!

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ty4nier 16

Just remember the trick. Hold your breath to take dibs on the blood supply away from the fun supply. And then remember never to supply yourself in the locker room again lol

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