Intimacy: Today, while in our communal showers in the highschool football...

By JLoistheBomb - 11/02/2009 00:01 - United States

Today, while in our communal showers in the highschool football locker room, I started to swing my penis around because it feels good and I was alone. Two minutes later the rest of the team hops into the shower with me. 30 dudes, one self-induced boner. FML

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By thjeltz - 27/10/2010 18:48 - Canada

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By Noname - 11/03/2009 07:37 - United States

Today, while I was showering in my dorm, a hand reached through the curtain and grabbed my ass. I hit the person on the other side of the curtain. He opened the curtain, thinking that I was his girlfriend. He apologized, then went on to have sex with his girlfriend in the shower stall next to me. FML

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By itwaswarm - 25/09/2015 21:04 - United States - Stony Brook

Today, I was peeing at a urinal, when the man next to me finished up and shook his penis. I got splashed. FML

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By notacreep - 06/07/2015 17:28 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while lifeguarding over children at work, I started thinking about my girlfriend and got a hard on. Before I realized it, I saved a kid and then hopped out of the pool next to a 5 year old in front of my managers and a little over 50 patrons with a raging boner. My HR meeting is tomorrow. FML

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MCart_fml 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 1:40

Remember only 2 shakes are appropriate in the bathroom, anything else and you deserve the embarrassment..

FMLhilar 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 1:35

hahahahahahaha thats just embarassing

Comments

PlasticHandz 0

Monday 11 May 2009 22:24

R O F L

whodatninja 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 1:31

Y were u swinging ur dick around in a locker room? And did anyone say anything? I wouldve loved to see the look on ur face

BMC6 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 21:59

Well at least you had the biggest one in there, hopefully

Darthbane2007 17

Friday 5 June 2009 15:06

" Today, me and my teammates had a hilarious time. One of our teammates apparently was swinging his dick around for a couple of minutes before we came in to use the showers. He had a boner the entire time. HLIF"

neezie 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 4:35

Been there done that in a playground.

av232 0

Monday 8 June 2009 21:25

#73, but at least in a playground you have pants to hide it. and really dude, save the "feel good" things for home.

bingeball 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 10:47

wow man. that sucks.

Shyman4ever 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 23:58

Never jerkoff in a public place unless you're giving it to a cheerleader.

linamerri 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 6:21

ehem excuse me... just cause were cheerleaders doesn't mean were all *****. mmk sir have a nice life

Whatever80 0

Wednesday 14 April 2010 2:48

Bro Stfu , Not All Cheerleaders ***** Okay ? Some Cheerleaders Are Actually The Total Opposite From A **** . Unless All The Cheerleaders At Your School Are , Then ALL Cheerleaders At YOUR School Are ***** .