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By wilsmith - 01/02/2010 12:36 - China

Today, while in the elevator with the girl from my office that I've been crushing on, but never spoken to, I said "aren't elevators awkward?" After a long silence, she got off three floors before our office. FML

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By Stuckism - 15/09/2009 17:16 - Malaysia

Today, I got stuck in an elevator. The help-line told me, "Don't touch the door. We'll be there soon". Two hours later, I had a headache, my legs were stiff, and my date must've thought I stood her up. The tech finally arrived, pries the door open, then rudely asked, "Why didn't you do that yourself?" FML

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pepetto 0

Monday 1 February 2010 20:11

Guess she just wasn't on your level eh?

alexisthename 0

Monday 1 February 2010 20:10

What a rude ****. I would've totally made out with you.

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Loosicles 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 2:08

Looks like you've been crushing on a bitch. At least you know now.

Anteezy 7

Tuesday 2 February 2010 2:24

She was only trying to prove you right by making the ride in the elevator very awkward.

8trickster8 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 2:31

You shouldn't crush people. It's not nice

deadsrs 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 2:35

I like how noone thinks it's possible that she just had to get off a few floors early for some reason lol. and you prolly said your opening line under your breath you nervouse ****. fyl indeed op

_anonymoose_ 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 2:47

What was she supposed to respond? OP, you made it beyond awkward. And It still would have been awkward if she had tried to respond to that opening line of yours.