Miscellaneous: Today, while in the hot tub with my friends, my gum fell out...

By ydahs - 08/05/2009 21:17 - United States

Today, while in the hot tub with my friends, my gum fell out of my mouth and I had no idea where it went. Later that night I realized it had fallen down my swimsuit and had become adhered to my pubic hairs which then stuck to my underwear. FML

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By gross - 09/04/2015 16:00 - United States - Muskegon

Today, I got a bikini as a birthday present. I pulled the bikini bottom out of the box first, only to find a pubic hair stuck to the hygienic liner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 703

You deserved it 2 431

Bushed out

By en3rg1zer21 - 06/08/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, I was peeing when I sneezed. I looked down to see that my gum had flown out of my mouth and gotten caught in my pubes. On the upside, I got a new look. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 430

You deserved it 9 539

By Ilovelife07 - 19/09/2009 04:47 - United States

Today, I went out to lunch on my break. When I got back to work, I noticed I had something in my teeth. After trying to get it out with my tongue, I finally went to my car for some floss. I ended up pulling a 4 inch pube out of my back teeth. It certainly wasn't mine. FML

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You deserved it 9 587

By mimimi - 30/12/2008 06:24 - France

Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 971

You deserved it 5 968

By canadiankc - 04/06/2009 02:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML

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You deserved it 8 565

By Anonymous - 10/02/2011 20:06 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with a client, when the gum I was casually chewing fell out of my mouth and down my shirt. While I was trying to dig it out, two of our newest customers walked into the lobby to see what looked like me fondling my breasts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 364

You deserved it 12 713

By rebekah - 03/04/2009 19:39 - United States

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML

I agree, your life sucks 463 440

You deserved it 77 163

Hey guys!

By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 393

You deserved it 39 516

Spread

By Anonymous - 02/07/2015 22:31 - United States

Today, while swimming in my neighborhood pool, I noticed what looked like several cigarettes resting at the bottom and decided to investigate. Turns out it was actually just a used, bloody tampon that had spent enough time underwater to be broken into multiple pieces, and spread across the pool. FML

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You deserved it 2 237

Welcome to the danger zone

By Anonymous - 15/04/2022 22:00

Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 321

lcharlie 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 2:58

shave it off. looks better anyway...

eastsidehippie 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 2:59

Time for a hair cut? Btw, u should totally give urself a Hitler pube, u know, just the style. No offense to any jews.

Comments

ccristinaa 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 4:53

nasty shit

PinkUnicr0n 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 4:54

Serves you right for having pubes.

radioactivepork 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 4:56

That is just gross

Mgm_Eboy 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 5:02

Yuck Hey Whats A Flop As In Flop Fml

juggaletteninja 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 18:13

it's an FML that has been voted "you deserve it" more than "I agree your life sucks" (:

kitkatkelly 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 5:02

Oh ow. No one deserves that. "YDI for not shaving?" I'd like to see any of those commenters shave their pubic hair just once, deal with razor burn, painful itching and ingrown hairs, then see if they can stand doing it ALL the ******* time. Idiots.

hawkiiz 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 13:56

why don't you do it properly? it's not that much work you know :)

fourchancookie 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 1:30

46.. you are rude and stuck in the 70's, many people shave there pubic hair and your a minority

JaelynJ 4

Friday 10 June 2011 5:33

there also waxing, and Nair products. shaving daily isn't that bad you just need to do it right and at least once a week not at a constant because it does hurt to shave every day, unless you hair fine hair or your used to it.

DoNotEnter 5

Tuesday 31 January 2012 14:14

Every shower I've taken for the last 5 years I've shaved in.... Just saying. I get razor burn every once in a blue moon and I have really sensitive skin!

RiChY_BaBy08 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 5:03

gum in the hot tub.... i guess. and yeah maybe shaving would've been ideal

jay_rae 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 5:04

dude, you should shave. no grass below the waste. gross.

jay_rae 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 5:07

#46. its call hygiene. you should try it. im a girl. i shave. and, frankly, i do not get any of which you described.

gothymama 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 5:24

Dude, #46, I shave and I'm 8 and a half months pregnant! I can't even see it without a mirror LOL! But I have to or else I get super itchy, and well, I'm not a guy, so I don't want to be scratching it all the time lmao! It does feel much better when it's shaved! And to the OP... OUCH! Time to get out the scissors and snip those pubes.