Miscellaneous: Today, while in the waiting room at the dentist's office, I looked...

By wtf did he do - 19/07/2015 09:02 - United States - Anchorage

Today, while in the waiting room at the dentist's office, I looked up at the news on the TV to see my husband's mugshot. FML

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By shit - 28/04/2016 11:05 - United States - Colonial Heights

Today, I went to the dentist; no one was in the waiting room so I danced around and mouthed songs that were on the radio. It wasn't till after I went to the counter and saw the receptionists laughing like a pack of hyenas that I realized there was a camera. FML

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Up to no good, sonny Jim ?

By Anonymous - 03/08/2022 10:00

Today, I went to the dentist in the same building my wife works. I decided to leave a love note on her car to surprise her. I'm currently being held by security, waiting on the cops, on suspicion of stalking. FML

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By 1234 - 22/06/2015 11:26 - United States - Lutz

Today, when I turned on the TV, there was a picture of a wanted murderer. The picture looked just like my boyfriend. FML

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By Gee... Thanks - 03/09/2014 01:35

Today, while my orthodontist was working on my teeth, she made the comment, "Wow! It looks like a murder scene in there!" FML

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By shubididubbitty - 20/02/2016 18:06 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, on my way to the dentist, I got rear ended by my own dentist. FML

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By ari - 17/06/2011 11:06 - United States

Today, I woke up to NYPD detectives banging on my door with flashlights, looking for some criminal who used to live in my house. Apparently, when they showed the man's mugshot to my neighbors upstairs, for some reason they identified the man as my husband. FML

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By masterman - 27/08/2012 06:45 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, I turned on the TV just in time to see my picture on the news. I have no idea what they said about me. FML

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By oops - 02/03/2013 18:32 - Netherlands - Nieuwe-niedorp

Today, after spending almost an hour in the dentist's waiting room, watching other people get called in for their appointments, I finally lost my patience and asked the receptionist what was taking so long. I'd forgotten to sign in. FML

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Stiff upper lip

By Diana - 26/01/2024 00:00 - Germany

Today, I went to the dentist for a routine check-up, and halfway through the appointment, the dentist exclaimed, "Oops!" Turns out, he accidentally glued my lips together while fixing a tiny chip in my front tooth. I spent the next two hours communicating through exaggerated facial expressions and hand gestures. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 06:32 - Canada

Today, I went to my husband's work to give him lunch. His assistant told me his "wife" was in his office. FML

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nchic01 17

Monday 20 July 2015 8:39

the question is, for what?

taymichele16 15

Monday 20 July 2015 8:40

Well...shit

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JamisonB98 16

Monday 20 July 2015 9:55

Well I'm not sure what kind of crime scene it is, but I hope he gets a new coffee cup before tomorrow morning since his last mug was shot

rustybucket 24

Monday 20 July 2015 10:08

That sucks. Sorry, OP :/

zarrganaut 17

Monday 20 July 2015 10:14

This needs a follow up!

Capitan 15

Monday 20 July 2015 10:46

He is the one saying "FML" now.

KatieKoala 19

Monday 20 July 2015 11:08

I like cheese

allforfun 23

Monday 20 July 2015 12:16

Haha thumbs up

mads_fml 7

Monday 20 July 2015 11:19

"Main character has to be updated on other characters from the news cliche." -Cinemasins Reminded me of this :P

Sora_McKain 36

Monday 4 July 2016 20:21

Sinning FML *Ding*

vikky538 28

Monday 20 July 2015 14:17

Omg

neethukay 12

Monday 20 July 2015 19:47

Definitely a pleasant morning. Not. Sucks OP

ukeandfoodislife 19

Monday 20 July 2015 19:54

Agreed. I really hope OP follows up.

NEkoiNU 18

Monday 20 July 2015 20:05

I think this needs a follow-up.

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Up to no good, sonny Jim ?

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