Health: Today, while jogging, I heard an odd clapping sound over the...

By thunderthighs644 - 23/11/2011 03:21

Today, while jogging, I heard an odd clapping sound over the sound of my iPod. I stopped running, and the sound stopped. This continued for an hour before I realized the slapping sound was my thighs slapping together violently. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2012 03:59 - United States

Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML

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By Kelli - 08/04/2020 02:00

Today, the whole time my husband and I had sex, my stomach flab violently slapped my thighs. The harder he pumped, the louder the slapping got. Time to lose some weight. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2024 22:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, the family dog escaped and I ran after her. She started attacking a random dog, so I started clapping and yelling, trying to get her attention. After I got her away, my hands started swelling. I clapped my hands so hard that they're swollen and bruised. FML

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Calivale 7

Wednesday 23 November 2011 8:27

2 choices! 1)Keep jogging 2) turn the music up!

Moota 9

Wednesday 23 November 2011 8:27

You're jogging those thunder thighs off though, so it's okay OP!

Comments

FriscoKidz 10

Wednesday 23 November 2011 8:31

You'll notice that the more you run, the softer the clapping will get.

lajaynay 15

Wednesday 23 November 2011 8:33

Motivation to continue running?

KRS_13 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 22:46

Baby ima be your motivation..

FlyingWhisps 5

Wednesday 23 November 2011 8:33

I guess it's a good thing you're jogging, then. Keep it up and you'll never hear your thighs clap again!

Goldenjet87 3

Wednesday 23 November 2011 8:34

that's the sound of success

MerkathonPro 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 8:35

No offense, but start with a treadmill...

chili10 18

Wednesday 23 November 2011 9:12

Why, if she's already jogging?

niplipsip 9

Wednesday 23 November 2011 18:14

jogging outside is actually more effective. you've got wind resistance, different levels of friction, alternating inclines, etc etc..

ewputthataway 0

Thursday 24 November 2011 15:18

I thought there was a machine that did that to..the treadclimber, wasn't it? Idr.

travisl243 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 8:36

thunder thighs

cherrygurl101 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 4:04

Fuc yea

trollfaced 2

Wednesday 23 November 2011 8:38

It's the sound of success!

jessicahpippi 7

Wednesday 23 November 2011 8:38

Awe >.< I hope all that jogging will pay off soon! Just believe in yourself :D

FYLDeep 25

Wednesday 23 November 2011 8:39

Well I'm sure you're well on your way to being in good shape. There's no way I could run for an hour straight.

hateevryone 14

Wednesday 23 November 2011 8:39

keep on jogging.

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