By thunderthighs644 - 23/11/2011 03:21

Today, while jogging, I heard an odd clapping sound over the sound of my iPod. I stopped running, and the sound stopped. This continued for an hour before I realized the slapping sound was my thighs slapping together violently. FML
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Calivale 7

2 choices! 1)Keep jogging 2) turn the music up!

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Moota 9

You're jogging those thunder thighs off though, so it's okay OP!

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wittycomments 0

By the 'sound' of things, it doesn't seem like you've been jogging a lot. See what I did there? ~wittycomments

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FMLaddict11 6

Well at least you're out there running! That's a lot more than most people can say. Keep up the good work!

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coltsrock37 15

At first, I was heading down the fantast highway with **** smackin' together, then it hit thighs, and the pr0n trip hit a definite roadblock.

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catharsis5 9

I used to do cross country and I have thighs that stick together. I suggest you should start wearing longer shorts, you don't want your thighs to chafe because it hurts like hell. It should also stop your thighs from making that sound.

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kaelaworks 0

Thunder thighs!! Don't worry you're not alone!

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purple91 8

YDI for being fat but at least you're doing something to try to change that.

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chili10 18

Just because op has big thighs that doesn't mean she's fat. My best friend is athletic and toned, but has the same problem. She just has big thighs.

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artsyfox 3

If you're Happy and you know it clap your hands *clap clap* Its ok, you can use your thighs :)

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