Just call jenny craig already

Maybe if you keep going you'll burn those thunder thighs off.

If your thighs are clapping together while you're running you either, a) shouldn't be jogging or b) running wrong and will injure yourself soon

If your thighs are that bad that you can HEAR them, it's a mystery how you didn't notice this sooner.

How about losing some weight (although I'm guessing that's why you're running, so that's good), and perhaps you've got x legs (like knees bent inwards), in which case you should see someone about it x

Well then keep working out I'm sure that won't happen much in six months..

Hey, you were doing something about it before you knew it was happening. Keep up the good work, and you'll stop hearing it in no time!

That's a good thing! Now, you'll definetly know when all that jogging starts paying off! :)

You jog for an hour but your thighs touch together... Something doesn't make sense!

You deserve it for being a fat bitch