By notacreep - 06/07/2015 17:28 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, while lifeguarding over children at work, I started thinking about my girlfriend and got a hard on. Before I realized it, I saved a kid and then hopped out of the pool next to a 5 year old in front of my managers and a little over 50 patrons with a raging boner. My HR meeting is tomorrow. FML
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ryannmichael 17

That's a hard situation to be in... sorry OP

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MrGibbs25 20

sorry man, I know how horrible that is. however, you will be laughing about this soon enough. it's odd though lol

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empav 16

Shouldn't your mind be on guarding the patrons at the pool? You deserve it yes I did read that you saved a kid, but they should have had your full attention. Doesn't take much for a person to drown

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PePziNL 20

But he wàs at full attention...

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whitevenom 12

He was paying attention, he saved a kid. Everyone has to be thinking about something at all times

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HighasaCloud 46

He never said he was day-dreaming, only thinking about his girlfriend. You shouldn't assume that OP wasn't paying attention.

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little_one 20

He was probably going to see her after his shift, hence the boner.

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JKW35 21

The HR people might go hard on you...

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WOTAN1488 24

I feel as if hard times are coming.

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immunetoinsanity 23

Honestly, it happens. Especially when your adrenaline is pumping. Like when you are saving someone.

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ZoroMiHawk 25

I don't think it's a normal occurrence for someone to get a boner from saving someone.

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Wafalafaugus 18

If I recall correctly, it's hard to maintain an erection through periods of distress; it's surprising that the OP maintained his throughout the event.

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allforfun 23

I must admit I've never gotten one in 20 years of firefighting/EMS... I think your statement is not quite accurate

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lexiieeex3 32

Maybe you should think of saving children and doing your job rather than your girlfriend while on the clock next time.

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sadistmonkey 19

.....he did do his job and save a kid... It could very well be that he wasn't trying to think of his girlfriend but the thought just popped into his head.

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mukduk 21

#27 he obviously wasn't very focused considering he still had a raging boner while saving a drowning child.

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MagnusDeus 24

You've obviously never had a job that requires a lot of standing/sitting around. If he was actually a pedophile, he'd always be thinking about those kids.

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lexiieeex3 32

37- no one called OP a pedophile...

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nfedrichy 20

I'm sure they'll have quite a big bone to pick with you lol. Sorry OP.had to. FYL.

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Octane_89 7

Didn't have time to flip it in your waistband?

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BeautifulChaos27 37

When someone needs saving there really isn't time for anything.

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bapbap_fml 15

In a bathing suit? The tip might poke out then, making this situation even worse.

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raysmith121 10

I don't think you need to life guard children if that's the kind of stuff you are into

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cm1995_fml 10

Wtf??? He said he was thinking about his GIRLFRIEND.

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QuaDECH 13

If he is into his girlfriend? I don't think that has anything to do with children, you may want to read the FML again.

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little_one 20

I don't have one so I can't say for sure but I'm pretty positive especially when your young your penis has a mind of it's own, when I first started dating my husband I'd look at him and he'd be ready to go. Although in ten years not much has changed lol.

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