Work: Today, while making less than minimum wage at McDonalds, I had...

By WishIWasADogMinder - 10/12/2015 10:47 - Australia

Today, while making less than minimum wage at McDonalds, I had to dispose of a grown man's soiled underwear that he left on the bathroom floor under a pile of toilet paper. It isn't even the grossest thing I've seen in my six months of employment. FML

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By g_unit - 10/12/2009 05:24 - Canada

Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML

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By failedfather - 16/12/2013 16:34 - Australia - Ferntree Gully

Today, I had to tell McDonald's that my 11-year-old son thought it would be funny to take a dump in the urinal. I then had to clean it up. FML

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By donezo - 26/06/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, while working at a fast food restaurant, I stayed a little overtime to help my manager with dishes. A kid pooped in the slide in the playground area attached to the restaurant itself. I'm the smallest one there. I had to crawl UP the slide to find and clean the poop. FML

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By ewww - 30/07/2011 14:07 - United States

Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML

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By lifesucks0925 - 06/09/2013 07:01 - United States - Vallejo

Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML

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Filthy animal

By Chris - 25/01/2022 14:01

Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML

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Spooky season has begun

By Anonymous - 04/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was at work at a kiosk in the mall when I smelled something foul. I thought it was the weird dude who'd just walked by so I just carried on with my work. Minutes later, I looked to my right and there, lying on the floor a few feet from me, was a huge turd wrapped in toilet paper. FML

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I just work here

By don't get paid enough for this - 11/07/2015 02:20 - United States - Youngstown

Today, while at my shitty, minimum wage job at McDonalds, a guy walked out of the bathroom. He said "Good luck in there." worriedly, then left. I don't know if it was his handiwork, but it looked like a shit grenade had detonated. It was even on the walls. FML

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Nice neighborhood

By Rebecca c - 23/03/2021 08:01

Today, I had to clean up human poop that someone trailed through the store. Then, as I was cleaning up all the shelves at the end of the day, I saw that someone had changed their sanitary pad, took a new one out of the packed and used it, then left the used one on the shelf. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2010 18:32 - Norway

Today, I was at my local McDonald's having a leak when an extremely intoxicated man stumbled in, pulled down his pants, and started to pee on my shoes. FML

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Thursday 10 December 2015 19:36

How is mcd's paying you less than minimum? When I worked there, it was low pay, but they made sure to follow all minimum wage laws. Sucks when you have days like that.

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Thursday 10 December 2015 19:20

What was the grossest!? Wait, I dont want to know.

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Mathias1188 7

Friday 11 December 2015 6:02

i had to do that once. worst thing ever though was 3 freshly used condoms from a couple in the bathroom just before closeing. they were only in there 30 minutes

1FeelBad4U 15

Friday 11 December 2015 6:05

I Feel so bad for you. I think people just say you deserved it because some people refuse to agree on anything :'(

1FeelBad4U 15

Friday 11 December 2015 6:06

I Feel so bad for you. I think people just say you deserved it because some people refuse to agree on anything :'(

chitphuck 12

Friday 11 December 2015 6:06

aren't you supposed to be payed minimum wage? cause uhh that's what the title states it as?

jen1097 25

Friday 11 December 2015 10:11

The perks of being a McDonald's manager is that you get shoved on the front like of everything ? if you're not a manager then your manager sucks

dvp_fml 8

Friday 11 December 2015 15:22

Stop embellishing. You don't get paid less than minimum wage.

pedinhuh 23

Friday 11 December 2015 15:26

You might wanna look for another job, OP...

tomvertigo 17

Friday 11 December 2015 16:07

Wouldn't it be illegal for you to make less than minimum wage?

Ideserve54321 8

Friday 11 December 2015 19:31

There's a McDonald's add above your FML. Classic

Charms1988 6

Friday 11 December 2015 19:59

All of you should have contacted McD's corporate headquarters. Only people supposed to do that kind of work is the maintenance guy who is actually certified to clean up that kind of mess there are actual classes you have to take to clean up bio hazards blood urine feces all qualify as bio hazards. Who ever had you do thats in deep shit.