Work: Today, while making less than minimum wage at McDonalds, I had...

By WishIWasADogMinder - 10/12/2015 10:47 - Australia

Today, while making less than minimum wage at McDonalds, I had to dispose of a grown man's soiled underwear that he left on the bathroom floor under a pile of toilet paper. It isn't even the grossest thing I've seen in my six months of employment. FML

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By g_unit - 10/12/2009 05:24 - Canada

Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML

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By failedfather - 16/12/2013 16:34 - Australia - Ferntree Gully

Today, I had to tell McDonald's that my 11-year-old son thought it would be funny to take a dump in the urinal. I then had to clean it up. FML

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By donezo - 26/06/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, while working at a fast food restaurant, I stayed a little overtime to help my manager with dishes. A kid pooped in the slide in the playground area attached to the restaurant itself. I'm the smallest one there. I had to crawl UP the slide to find and clean the poop. FML

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By ewww - 30/07/2011 14:07 - United States

Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML

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By lifesucks0925 - 06/09/2013 07:01 - United States - Vallejo

Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML

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Filthy animal

By Chris - 25/01/2022 14:01

Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML

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Spooky season has begun

By Anonymous - 04/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was at work at a kiosk in the mall when I smelled something foul. I thought it was the weird dude who'd just walked by so I just carried on with my work. Minutes later, I looked to my right and there, lying on the floor a few feet from me, was a huge turd wrapped in toilet paper. FML

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I just work here

By don't get paid enough for this - 11/07/2015 02:20 - United States - Youngstown

Today, while at my shitty, minimum wage job at McDonalds, a guy walked out of the bathroom. He said "Good luck in there." worriedly, then left. I don't know if it was his handiwork, but it looked like a shit grenade had detonated. It was even on the walls. FML

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Nice neighborhood

By Rebecca c - 23/03/2021 08:01

Today, I had to clean up human poop that someone trailed through the store. Then, as I was cleaning up all the shelves at the end of the day, I saw that someone had changed their sanitary pad, took a new one out of the packed and used it, then left the used one on the shelf. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2010 18:32 - Norway

Today, I was at my local McDonald's having a leak when an extremely intoxicated man stumbled in, pulled down his pants, and started to pee on my shoes. FML

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Thursday 10 December 2015 19:36

How is mcd's paying you less than minimum? When I worked there, it was low pay, but they made sure to follow all minimum wage laws. Sucks when you have days like that.

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Thursday 10 December 2015 19:20

What was the grossest!? Wait, I dont want to know.

Comments

Chubshinigami 6

Friday 11 December 2015 1:46

they have to pay you minimum wage in Australia it's the law

Chubshinigami 6

Friday 11 December 2015 2:28

or above it

schreibergx93 19

Friday 11 December 2015 2:44

Tis the service industry we work in. Want to projectile vomit on the wall? *smile* 'no no it's ok! I'll clean it up, have A great day!'

theamazingdani99 17

Friday 11 December 2015 3:01

While that is absolutely disgusting, at least it wasn't used toilet paper. I can't imagine anything worse

Skylyric52 11

Friday 11 December 2015 4:33

Time to apply for a new job...

illuminatzi 19

Friday 11 December 2015 4:44

I work at sonic. Someone shit their pants and left them behind the toilet.

pacman490 21

Friday 11 December 2015 4:55

Yeah, there can't be anything grosser than the FOOD! *ba doom pshh*

luciorossari 8

Friday 11 December 2015 5:07

If you are being paid less than minimum wage, become a whistleblower. Sue them for unfair and illegal payment. There are laws protecting you if you do this.

rchjr2106 7

Friday 11 December 2015 5:12

I highly doubt a corporation such as McDonald's would pay somebody less than minimum wage. That would be illegal. The story sucks but no need for the exaggeration.

hiillraaaaay 4

Friday 11 December 2015 5:17

is it legal to make less than minimum wage there???

fluffycatsdad 33

Friday 11 December 2015 6:14

You have to ask? The whole point of minimum wage is that's the least amount someone can legally be paid.

aperron96 18

Friday 11 December 2015 5:53

When I worked at McDonald's someone shit on the floor in the men's room and wrote "**** you" in their own feces on the wall. Fortunately I didn't have to clean it, sorry you had to go through with that OP!