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By nraecher - 23/03/2013 04:43 - Canada - Ajax

Today, while making love to my boyfriend for the first time, I moaned his name. He freaked out over how I wasn't over my ex, and angrily left. They have the same name. FML

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By say my name - 01/07/2012 01:35

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2020 08:01

Today, while having hot passionate sex with my boyfriend, while I was moaning his name, he was coming to release and yelled out, "NO, THIS IS PATRICK!" His name isn't Patrick. FML

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OlgaCornmuffin 7

Saturday 23 March 2013 12:15

Do what I do...moan your OWN name. It's always the name of someone who's there. lol. ;)

Palirose 22

Saturday 23 March 2013 12:18

To be honest OP...I dont think i could date someone with the same name as an ex...just because of this kind of situation but that's just me.

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jedawi 13

Saturday 23 March 2013 15:27

Wait, Then why would you say I moaned a name? Makes it seem like you moaned someone elses name. Say I moaned his name and he freaked out because OMG! he has the same name as my ex!

Enslaved 36

Saturday 23 March 2013 15:28

Remember. . . Don't show your commitment to him by tattooing "his" name on you. :P

Wimoweh 10

Saturday 23 March 2013 15:30

32 - I'm still trying to make sense of what you said...

Enslaved 36

Saturday 23 March 2013 15:42

Too bad, he could have made "All your demons be gone" But Instead, OP, you're just "Making love, Out of nothing at all Making love, Out of nothing at all"

Zebediabolical 39

Saturday 23 March 2013 15:48

Did he at least finish first?

rivaraven 35

Saturday 23 March 2013 15:51

I have a friend who has dated three different guys in a row, all of them had the same first name. So it's not impossible. And OP's boyfriend is a dumbass.