Intimacy: Today, while making love to my wife, I let slip her sister's...

By scalmon - 13/05/2011 17:08 - United States

Today, while making love to my wife, I let slip her sister's name. I don't think it would calm her down much if I told the truth: I was actually thinking of an ex girlfriend who shares the same name. FML

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Today, I might have ruined my co-worker's relationship with her fiancé, with whom I share a name, because we "work together too often" and now he doesn't know whose name she's saying during sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2010 03:36 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML

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wiggs5 0

Friday 13 May 2011 23:53

what a douche bag you are!

MsSoulReaper 27

Friday 13 May 2011 23:54

That's pretty ****** up. Try not to think of your ex during sex, she's your ex for a reason!

Comments

zebraface 15

Saturday 14 May 2011 2:06

ass.

AirForce48 2

Saturday 14 May 2011 5:31

Definitely

WiFi_ght_Club 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 2:10

That's why it's best to fantasize about people you don't know! And to everyone who's giving this guy grief - roughly 80% of woment have fantasized about someone other than their partner during sex in the past 2 months. Gleaned from an article on Yahoo this very morning!

alexalways27 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 2:11

You have to think of someone else when having sex with your wife?!? And you had the balls to write "making love"! I would hope she leaves you, because she deserves better then you.

lkhascall 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 2:13

um your married to her because????.......****** up much? if you marry someone you should probably be think about them

RobynL 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 2:22

you obviously weren't making love to your wife in your head were you

lovingmylife84 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 2:25

wow, its time to really show her you love her in a big romantic way. either get her a really large bouquet of flowers and cook a fancy dinner surprise, or buy her some white gold necklace w a diamond. and DON'T complain if she needs to really hear you say how much you love and are attracted to her.

G_thelegend 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 2:38

youre an ass. you need a good slap.

ManicGypsy 22

Saturday 14 May 2011 2:39

Ummm.... hate to break the news to ya bub (and I know I'm not the first to say this, but I'm going to say it anyway, just in hopes that it sinks in), if you were thinking of a woman other than your wife, then you were not "making love".