By heathersmorin - 08/04/2011 19:18 - United States

Today, while making my son lunch, he pooped, took off his diaper, stepped in it, and then climbed to the gate to call for me. When I arrived, he had a big smile on his face and exclaimed, "Look!" Shit footprints were everywhere. FML
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heathersmorin 0

I only talking to one person here and it's this dumb bitch above you! If you don't like it, find yourself another FML. No one said you had to sit here in read this one. This is a community place. I have the right to post comments just as much as you do!

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monnanon 13

@95 exactly. Kids do not need 24 hr supervision and at 18 months old they are capable of playing on their own for the 10 minutes it takes to make lunch. Op did the right thing with her child, he could have made the same mess anywhere and in any length of time. Its what kids do.

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jewels1877 0

Well... It could've been worse? He could've thrown his diaper at you, overcoming you with the nauseous gas it has, causing you to pass out. Then he could've went into the super-ninja-baby mode and stolen the sandwich and all of your money and escaped...

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Dallyni 22

Hahahahaha! gotta love kids

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gizz104 0

You're A Naughty Child and Thats Nothing But Pure Concentrated Evil Coming Out The Back End Of You.

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Xlax4lifeX 0

HAHAHAHA tht is hallarious. srry to say.

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MuffyStJacques 0

Should have rubbed his nose in it.

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