Health: Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard...

By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:46 - United Kingdom - Loughton

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML

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By Clumsy Clumsy - 16/04/2016 16:27 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML

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By dinosaur - 10/01/2011 10:35 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 11:44 - Sweden

Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 18:06 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2018 19:00

Today, I fell asleep on the couch and my boyfriend thought it would be cute to carry me to bed. He knocked my head on the door frame and I pretended it didn't hurt because he felt so bad, but I shouldn't have. I was rushed to the hospital hours later with a concussion. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2015 04:20 - United States - Tempe

Today, after vacuuming, I struggled to pull the nozzle attachment out. I yanked it too hard and it flew out, hitting me in the face and causing my head to jerk back into the wall behind me. My girlfriend had to drive me to the hospital for my concussion. FML

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By sandysmith - 18/02/2012 15:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML

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By staciedee - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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By fmlpanda - 29/05/2010 04:14 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2014 12:11 - United States - Brevard

Today, I tried kissing my boyfriend on the tip of his nose. He sneezed mid-kiss and headbutted me. Now, there's just an awkward silence. FML

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Saturday 9 May 2015 9:15

If you were about to sneeze, why didn't you pull away from kissing him.....?

Paras_800 27

Saturday 9 May 2015 9:23

I would love to be there when you explain what happened to the doctor.

Comments

wakemeupplease 21

Saturday 9 May 2015 9:32

Someone hit you with a chair? It's more like you walk into a wall lol

91hayek 31

Saturday 9 May 2015 9:33

One of you must have a mustache. Hair tends to do that. Pubes too.

shemademedoit 20

Saturday 9 May 2015 10:02

hey this isn't wrestling....... or is it ;)

DerpyChap 9

Saturday 9 May 2015 10:02

Bless you, want a Kleenex?

tranced_ 45

Saturday 9 May 2015 10:29

What's with all these fmls regarding breaking a jaw or nose or balls while making out or so!? is sex not safe anymore huh?

Pyneapple 19

Saturday 9 May 2015 11:15

Caaaan you feeeel the looove toooniiiiight... That's a romantic way to get hurt. Sorry about you and your boyfriend though. Wish you two the best of luck!!!

bdsmslave 18

Saturday 9 May 2015 12:06

After discovering FML, I'm afraid to leave my house. I've also become scared of relationships, my job, my parents and my cat. Now you can add sneezing to that list.