Animals: Today, while my 18 pound cat was on the edge of the tub watching...

By HHIChica - 17/09/2009 11:14 - United States

Today, while my 18 pound cat was on the edge of the tub watching me shower, he fell in. Apparently, in his mind, the best way to get away from the water is to climb my bare legs. FML

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By ouch - 26/03/2011 02:27

Today, my cat fell into the bathtub while walking along the rim. This wouldn't have been so bad if I wasn't in it at the time, and if my skin was immune to being sliced open by a frantic kitty. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2013 14:22 - United States - Audubon

Today, my cat learned the hard way what the bathtub is for. While I was in it. FML

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By murphy22 - 24/08/2012 09:33 - United States - Norman

Today, I was taking a relaxing bath. My cat decided to sit on the ledge, which is normal for her, but today she fell in. I never knew how painful it was to be scratched down there until today. FML

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By lyssthemiss - 22/09/2015 10:51 - United States - Joliet

Today, I was taking a bath after a long day at work. I closed my eyes and listened to music. My cat thought this was the perfect time to come out of his hiding spot and jump in the bath. Once he realized it was filled with water, he freaked out and dug his claws into my face. FML

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By DeadlyKitten - 20/02/2017 05:00 - United States - Springfield

Today, my cat followed me into the bathroom. While I was showering, he knocked over the storage shelf behind the toilet. The shelf was the perfect length to wedge the shower door completely closed. No one was home so I had to climb over my tall shower door all slippery and naked. FML

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By Neutered - 27/11/2012 19:52 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I was enjoying a nice bath, when one of my cats jumped up on the rim and started purring. I thought it was sweet, until my other cat ran in and body-slammed the first into the tub with me. Being a conscientious cat owner, I hadn't de-clawed them. FML

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By Backinzi - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my 17 pound cat fell from a counter. It wouldn't have been a big deal if he didn't try to use my leg as a tree to cling onto on the way down. FML

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By MoncaBang - 29/01/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML

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By Chris - 12/06/2024 16:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I tried to give my cat a bath after he got into the attic and got covered in all sorts of shit. Halfway through, he freaked out, jumped out of the tub, and ran around the house dripping wet. He then hid under my bed, and I had to practically dismantle it to get him out. Now my bedroom smells like wet fur and broken trust. FML

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By crazycatlady - 04/02/2017 20:00 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML

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zOMGitsdc 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 20:01

Well, at least your pussy's clean!

Intoxicunt 5

Thursday 17 September 2009 20:05

Your cat was watching you shower? What a creep. Tell him he has to pay for his voyeuristic tendencies or get out.

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leasha12111 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 4:14

your cat is a perv watching you shower and all

ladiesman14 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 6:42

one of my FB's has 2 big cats like this. they love staring when i do her on the floor doggy style. they freeze up when they see my 9 inch johnson. of course most girls do too.

failur_hatur 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 22:47

dude you ever bother to read the ruler your probably usin the cm so the girls freeze up when you so it to them in the middle of the park and tell your pimply zit fill virgin fat ass to go home

depressedunicorn 0

Monday 21 September 2009 23:59

yeah ur a failur and he hates u for that

depressedunicorn 0

Monday 21 September 2009 23:44

thats what you get for raising a fattie...even the cats here in America get a bad rep for being fat

PrincesaHannah 0

Monday 26 October 2009 18:24

Hahaha .. YDI for having a smart, fat cat :D

sayheyyybabe 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 20:10

Wow. Anyone who thinks they deserve it is SO wrong and has obviously never owned a cat before. Your cat is a fatty, and you should probably put it on a diet so that no health problems occur if it gets fatter. Also, CATS CLIMB WITH THEIR CLAWS. Meaning that to climb the owner's legs, a very heavy cat sunk it's sharp claws onto their bare legs, which HURTS. Also, some cats follow their owners into the bathroom. But you should have splashed a few droplets of water on your cat while it was on the edge of the shower, this could have been avoided. But it's just so painful I can't click YDI.

Go_L_Den 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 17:29

YDI for having an 18 pound cat

fashionloverno1 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 8:03

awhh!!!! well atleast the kitty is ok :)

LaurenCMcCoy 17

Thursday 9 September 2010 18:58

Lol that happened to my brother a few months ago. He still has scars.

kristi_nisbett 0

Monday 13 December 2010 8:30

ydi for even owning a cat. ew

Mmarion_fml 6

Monday 13 February 2012 14:13

Stop with the stupid comments about owning cats or dogs. Everybody is free to have the pets they like as long as it doesn't bother/endanger people. Though I can't see myself owning a snake or a tarantula ^^