Intimacy: Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped,...

By jessica - 02/02/2011 20:59 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML

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By FawnPrincess - 17/11/2017 15:00

Today, my boyfriend bought my favorite doughnuts for our anniversary. After settling down and pouring a glass of wine, I grabbed a doughnut and quickly realized the filling inside wasn't jelly. He thought it would be funny to replace it with toothpaste. FML

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By Wheresthecreamfilling - 03/11/2016 06:03

Today, my girlfriend and I had sex. Later, she said the highlight of her day was getting a cupcake from the grocery store. FML

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Sick burn

By Anonymous - 16/05/2010 08:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML

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By Heww - 28/09/2009 06:41 - United States

Today, after working an 11 hour shift, I decided to treat myself to a delicious Krispy Kreme doughnut. When I got home, I sat down, put my feet up, poured myself a cold glass of milk. My dog jumps on my lap and vomits all over my doughnuts, stares at me then bites the doughnut out of my hand. FML

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You OK, hun?

By Porche - 12/11/2015 16:24 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boyfriend called me at work and said, "I hate to do this over the phone..." I burst into tears, thinking he was going to break up with me. Turns out he only ate my last doughnut. Now my co-workers think I'm a weirdo. FML

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Yummy

By Cupcakes - 15/04/2013 05:11 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, my boyfriend said he felt like eating icing. So I baked him cupcakes, put icing on them and decorated them. When I handed them to him, he picked off the decoration, licked the icing and handed the cupcake back to me, saying, "I told you that's all I wanted." FML

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By Glutton - 28/01/2010 01:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I started our diet. After a long day of being held accountable for every calorie I ate, I went home to sneak a snack. My boyfriend came over to surprise me, and found me on the couch shoveling left-over Indian food into my mouth. FML

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By hannieannie - 09/02/2016 21:51 - United Kingdom - Oxford

Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML

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By still hungry - 21/04/2012 13:04 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend said he was going to give me breakfast in bed before he left. He walked over, threw some granola bars on the bed next to me and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2013 18:31 - France

Today, I was quietly admiring my boyfriend from outside the kitchen as he made us dinner, only to witness him drop a load of spaghetti on the floor, swear, then scoop it all up and place it back on the plate. FML

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Thursday 3 February 2011 1:05

YDI for dating a cop(;

coralita 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 1:03

he should of brought you one!

Comments

Jenmic 14

Thursday 3 February 2011 1:17

Were you ******* Homer Simpson?

nahbayccb 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 1:18

two holes in one!!

InBetweenDreams 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 1:20

AND, he also stops to text while having sex. Poor girl, FYL.

sucks2_beyou 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 3:01

Good refrence

cole86 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 1:20

that is one smart man!

NYBellz 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 11:19

no he's def not ... come on .. who stops sex for a carb ... hopefully sex wasn't whack that he needed something else to enjoy in order to cum

LoveMySoldier82 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 16:29

Maybe his blood sugar was really low? Would she rather that he pass out on her?

ScrabbleBabe2010 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 1:24

There's such a thing as sexy food play and this was NOT it! lol Pretty rude IYAM...

Chris19801012 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 2:11

whoa whoa, the man could have diabetes. so negative. was it jelly filled?

destonerock 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 11:14

if you come to Seattle let me know.

lifesohardeh_fml 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 1:25

yuck he should be you ex b.f now.... I dont think I could ever get turned on by someone that gross... and if hes a big enough pig to do something like that im sure hes a loser in many other ways

oliver86 8

Thursday 3 February 2011 1:42

cos you'd know right?

melancholyangel 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 1:54

You would seriously break up with someone over that? A relationship is about communication, and people need to communicate what they find acceptable/unacceptable. Jumping to the conclusion that someone should break up with their partner over something like that BEFORE discussing it as adults is highly immature.

ryanst 7

Thursday 3 February 2011 6:14

Whenever I see someone immediately say "break up with them!!" over stupid stuff, I just ignore their comment knowing they've obviously never been in a real relationship.