Love: Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began...

By Reliena - 21/01/2012 05:47 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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By Amberain - 16/08/2012 15:16 - United Kingdom - Widnes

Today, I was enjoying a romantic cuddle on the couch with my boyfriend, when he suddenly decided to lift up my shirt, stick his face into my boobs, and go all Darth Vader on me. This included heavy breathing and phrases such as, "Amber... I am your boyfriend." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2009 13:24 - Australia

Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2017 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML

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By C. Kronick - 11/02/2009 05:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me "Burt Reynolds" because I wax my upper lip. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2010 06:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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By mustache girl - 27/05/2013 23:10 - Canada - Magog

Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML

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By ohgodwhy - 10/05/2019 12:00

Today, me, my boyfriend and his family stayed at an AirBnB while on a trip. While I was doing my makeup, my boyfriend told me he was going to take a shower. A few minutes later, I went in the bathroom to shave my legs thinking my boyfriend was in there, but his dad was in the shower, scrubbing his ass. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML

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kwchambers92 10

Saturday 21 January 2012 11:59

You seem like a "furry" nice lady

RoseTintMyWorld 8

Saturday 21 January 2012 12:04

That would be my problem with getting frisky in the shower, I feel like I'd have to tell them to wait 10 minutes before coming in so I could have time to shave and wash my hair/body. I'd feel awkward other wise.

Comments

fatalwish 6

Sunday 22 January 2012 5:18

Lol creative

kittySplash 0

Sunday 22 January 2012 5:35

Hey it's life he's being a child every one forgets now and then nd btw who forgets to shave ??

sammis 0

Sunday 22 January 2012 6:16

That's really childish of him tbh. You should take some shampoo and a brush to his back hair next time you're in the shower together. >:)

Nish007 15

Sunday 22 January 2012 7:00

yuck

blackcatgirl46 21

Sunday 22 January 2012 8:16

I'm sorry but that's funny. lol

GovernorGeneral 8

Sunday 22 January 2012 9:38

He'll post one after e sees 123 the rapist.

AimeeGeneve 0

Sunday 22 January 2012 20:00

Every girl forgets to shave sometimes , he was probably just joking around with you. Shave and move on :)

5t3ff1k4h 44

Monday 23 January 2012 3:26

EDIT: Misread. Ignore please.

gman90210 18

Monday 23 January 2012 5:05

Ewwwwwwwwww that's just gross as bad as not shaving your legs or trimming up you pleasure organ

5t3ff1k4h 44

Monday 23 January 2012 23:08

It's not gross. Know why? Because hair is there naturally. It's not unhygienic; shaving is a preference.

Exeggcute 5

Monday 23 January 2012 5:10

Another my boyfriend has a sense of humor fmls

kei1108 13

Monday 23 January 2012 7:41

Ignore that. It is not fair and sexist that women are required to shave their armpits and legs but men are not. Either we all shave or no one does.

nachtfee 9

Saturday 28 January 2012 20:29

While I agree that the expectations are sexist, the statement "either we all shave or no one does" is not the natural conclusion. Some people shave as a matter of personal preference, not just because society tells them to. Hair in certain places can be physically uncomfortable to some people. The point is that it should just be equally socially acceptable for a person of either gender to decide to shave or not to do so.