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By How strange - 20/04/2013 12:02 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was in the kitchen, he got three text messages, all of which were from "Babe 2", "Babe 3", and "Babe 4". FML

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By girlwithaprob - 13/11/2010 21:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I was the only girl he'd ever text, call, or flirt with again. Later on he told two other girls exactly the same thing on Facebook, not realizing that everybody can read wall messages. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2023 17:00 - United States - Uvalde

Today, I was at dinner with my boyfriend. About 30 minutes into dinner and I see my exes come in, one by one. In the end, they were all sitting at the same table. My boyfriend got up and went to the bathroom. He came back and sat down with them. Apparently my boyfriend went through my phone and called all of them. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2015 05:03

Today, I received a beautiful, heart-felt text from my boyfriend detailing all the ways he loved me. He probably should have emphasized just how big his heart is though because he sent the text to three other women too. Thank you, group messaging. FML

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By well, now what - 12/12/2014 14:39 - United States - Broken Arrow

Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2019 16:00

Today, I got to wake up to a text from my boyfriend that said, "U got competition." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2009 18:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend texted me saying, "I can come over today. She thinks I've got work." I think he had the wrong number. FML

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By mrsfantastic - 12/09/2010 14:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I was recovering from an operation. After I felt better, I checked my phone. There were 35 missed calls and angry text messages from my boyfriend asking why I wasn't at his house to cook his dinner. FML

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By bittersweet - 08/02/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend, saying, "Hi." His response was, "I got your best friend pregnant." FML

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By anonymous - 22/11/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2018 03:00

Today, at 3am, my boyfriend's phone notifications kept going off. I attempted to wake him up, but he didn't budge. When I went to silence it, I saw his Ashley Madison notification, followed by Tinder, Zoosk, and Plenty of Fish. We've been monogamous over a year... or so I thought. FML

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Saturday 20 April 2013 15:57

That means you must be babe 1! You should feel so special! Or you could be babe 5 or 6... In that case not so much.

Welshite 39

Saturday 20 April 2013 15:57

He has simply started raising pigs. No worries, OP.

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mimikinsz01 6

Saturday 20 April 2013 17:15

Dump him! WTF are you still doing with him!? Hell no!

liz209 3

Saturday 20 April 2013 17:15

Dump the douche

titibug823 11

Saturday 20 April 2013 17:20

Time to dump the sucker. I normally dont promote checking significant others phones, but if it was right next to you and you just saw it, yeah, dump him...

cobra_comm 12

Saturday 20 April 2013 17:27

Rename his male contacts as babe 1, babe 2, etc, and give the legit babe's male names. It'd be worth the entertainment before you dump him no?

nanner42 13

Saturday 20 April 2013 17:29

Hey at least you're babe 1

thatsdndn1 19

Saturday 20 April 2013 17:37

send him a message to be sure that you are babe 1!! but he is an asshole anyway ..

DanielBenyamin 18

Saturday 20 April 2013 17:40

At least your babe 1...

mimikinsz01 6

Saturday 20 April 2013 17:49

Pathetic of him. Putty.

aravindkumarh 7

Saturday 20 April 2013 17:50

Strange.. what is he doing in the kitchen???

Kauphy 12

Saturday 20 April 2013 17:57

I hope he's your ex boyfriend now OP.

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