By fml - 02/02/2011 09:48

Spicy
Today, while my boyfriend was inside me, he got a text message. He actually stopped thrusting to reply. FML
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aseq94 0

Next time you give him head set your phone alarm to go off and then stop sucking...see how he likes it

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FYLbeast 2

You should have taken over so he couldn't focus enough to text and drop the phone ;)

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beavisjones 0

These things don't happen when your on top.

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amazingjane 0

what a douche! is he really THAT important?!

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NYBellz 0

wow smack him ... who could be more important than him concentrating on pleasing you

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caleb_m91 1

Eh. I have done that before. even answered a call.

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stevenmx86 7

Op is actually a tauntaun.. She wasn't having sex she was keeping her boyfriend warm..

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GeneralTso 2

Wow! You must be boring

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ibeatlife 0

He must have not been having that good of a time

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hatestheworld 0

Do what my Granny told me to do when dealing with your significantly other's male idiocy: think to yourself, "he's only a man, he can't help it".

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kalbrek009 20

I agree with 11. do it, do it..DO IT! say, "sorry I have to call my mother to see how her pap smear results turned out". insensitive bastard. EVERYONE JUST IGNORE PERDIX.... he/she is just a DICK anyway.

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