Intimacy: Today, while my boyfriend was inside me, he got a text message....

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By fml - 02/02/2011 09:48

Today, while my boyfriend was inside me, he got a text message. He actually stopped thrusting to reply. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2012 20:57 - Netherlands - Uithoorn

Today, my boyfriend thought it was a good show of etiquette to answer a text message from his ex, while he was still inside me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML

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By Eskyew - 23/07/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were talking on the phone, and things got a little heated. We were in the middle of some kinky dialog, complete with hand action when he suddenly goes silent. While waiting for a response, I heard typing on the other end. He was checking his email. FML

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By i'm not psychic, mother fucker - 02/06/2013 20:48 - Sweden - Uppsala

Today, I got a text message while driving home. I checked after arriving, and found it was a kinky text from my boyfriend, so I sent him an even kinkier reply. He later raged at me, because I somehow should have known he was showing off his phone to his mom when I sent my reply. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2020 05:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I thought it would be fun to have a sex session with my boyfriend. I sent him a suggestive message, and 30 minutes later he texted me back to let me know he was done. FML

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By hmacy - 01/10/2017 01:30

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML

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By lastalittlelonger - 05/12/2009 09:07 - United States

Today, I received a text from my boyfriend telling me how much I wore him out the night before, from all the sex we were having. We had sex for two minutes. FML

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By EpicBunBun - 10/05/2017 18:00

Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, I thought he went to change the music on his phone. He'd actually stopped mid-action just to check sports scores. FML

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By McKenna - 16/07/2011 04:10 - United States

Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML

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What is it?

By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML

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aseq94 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 16:14

Next time you give him head set your phone alarm to go off and then stop sucking...see how he likes it

Mehness 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 16:03

Lol, dontcha love phones?

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lolylol_fml 5

Thursday 3 February 2011 2:27

fail! boyfriend

angel2293 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 2:51

datz not bad ive done dat

wifey93emilyrose 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 2:57

spice it up! hide the phone lol

dimples95 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 3:10

good one lol

Pawned71 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 3:45

too many sex stories on FML seriously get a life...

dawilcox 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 5:37

you would do the same thing, Maybe not. I don't care.

Saluton 18

Thursday 3 February 2011 5:42

What the heck? You like sex? Women shouldn't like sex

LiLCarlson 3

Thursday 3 February 2011 14:54

Why should women not like sex?? Sorry, I really don't get it.

bigboston 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 6:43

you should have left at that point teach him to prioritize

Privations_fml 3

Thursday 3 February 2011 7:10

LOL that's cute.

ashylarry 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 7:55

I can't say how many times I've read this fml or something similar.

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