By Mary - 04/12/2011 22:47 - United States

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Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
I agree, your life sucks 50 018
You deserved it 4 097

Same thing different taste

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WeAreAHurricane 14

He's just looking for game.... (bad pun, I know...)

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bradley20002 0

I'm a hunter and I use them to put over the end of my gun barrel if it starts to rain so water and mud don't get in the gun

VIKTORMERLOT 0

"Jack Twist, Jack Nasty!!!" lol (Brokeback Mtn)

Tmoney20 3

Well at least he's having safe sex when he's cheating on you! Now let's hope it's with a human and not a majestic 200 pound hog or deer... Lol sorry.

Hunting in brokeback mountain with a friend??

Condoms are for the muzzle of the rifle if you have to go into the water. No cheating there.

I would slip all his things outside before he gets back. Don't forget to put new locks on all the doors.