Love: Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting...

By Mary - 04/12/2011 22:47 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML

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By Username - 07/03/2010 17:41 - France

Today, the guy that I have been seeing for over a year left on a business trip. While straightening out his room as a favor, I noticed he took his condoms with him. FML

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By MenstruallyFrustrated - 23/07/2013 17:18 - United States - Surprise

Today, I was at the store, when I saw my boyfriend in line in front of me. I looked to see what he was purchasing; it was a pack of condoms. When I questioned him, he said that, "They're for us, babe!" We already have an unopened pack at home, and it's my time of the month. FML

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By juliette - 08/10/2012 05:39 - United States - Tucson

Today, I surprised my boyfriend with a bag containing condoms and sexy lingerie. He looks into it and says, "I hope you kept the receipt." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 16:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, whom I have been with for 4 years. I've been in Australia for the last 2 months and before I left, he bought a box of 12 condoms, saying we would use them when I got back. We went to the bedroom and I opened the box. There was one left. FML

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Please do it

By Anonymous - 25/01/2020 18:00

Today, it was my last day with my boyfriend before he went to college. At the store, he got a huge box of condoms. When I asked why he was getting so many, he said they were for the girls he meets at college. He then asked me to steal them for him. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2010 02:00 - United States

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By anon - 31/08/2014 15:14 - United States

Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML

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Kinda sus

By Heartbroken - 03/04/2023 16:00

Today, my husband is going to a business trip where his female coworker, the one he says to "not worry about", yet acts totally lovestruck about, will be too. I saw him pack a box of condoms. He said, “Oops! They’re actually for us, I didn’t mean to pack them.” Honey, we haven’t used condoms in years. FML

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By that1guy - 14/03/2009 18:25 - United States

Today, my girlfriend, who I've been dating for over a year, was going to Florida for a short trip with a few friends without me since I couldn't get work off. She asked me to put her iPod in her bag for her as she was almost ready to walk out the door. That's when I saw she'd packed 10 condoms with her. FML

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By badtrip - 03/03/2009 03:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was packing for her study abroad program. Jokingly, I got her a pack of condoms. She laughed, saying "Oh yeah, I'll definitely need some of those." Later, I showed up to take her to the airport and saw her open suitcase in the kitchen, with the condoms on top. FML

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mnmolino 14

Monday 5 December 2011 2:12

Maybe dead animals turn him on?

WeAreAHurricane 14

Monday 5 December 2011 2:12

He's just looking for game.... (bad pun, I know...)

Comments

amada_fml 4

Tuesday 6 December 2011 22:07

Packing condoms on a hunting trip is suspiciously like brokeback mountain. At least it's not bareback mountain.

nelsokev 6

Tuesday 6 December 2011 22:43

Lol this is too easy. So Im not even gunna start with the jokes good luck with that.

EvilDave 13

Wednesday 7 December 2011 2:30

Maybe, just maybe, it is for easy cleanup after rubbing one out.

friedeggyolive 7

Wednesday 7 December 2011 2:42

I hope you confronted him about it.

Loper96 0

Wednesday 7 December 2011 3:10

Brokeback mountain (cough, cough)

KaThRyN123456789 0

Wednesday 7 December 2011 3:14

Ask him why he needs those to go hunting and dump him after his lame excuse!!

mnscrewup 0

Wednesday 7 December 2011 6:33

If they weren't fancy you've got nothing to worry about, codons keep guns clean in crappy conditions.

zander4310 5

Wednesday 7 December 2011 7:31

its for beating off

poseidon1 3

Wednesday 7 December 2011 7:36

Maybe he uses them as water bottles.

gardenwhipped3 14

Wednesday 7 December 2011 20:07

lubricated - bad news unlubricated - red box of trojans They are for water and/or gun storage.

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Today, I had the best sex of our relationship with my boyfriend. Afterwards, he took off his condom, looked me sweetly in the eyes for a few moments, then decided to slap me in the face with it. FML

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