By Mary - 04/12/2011 22:47 - United States

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Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
I agree, your life sucks 50 018
You deserved it 4 097

Same thing different taste

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WeAreAHurricane 14

He's just looking for game.... (bad pun, I know...)

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for some reason, broke back mountain comes to mind.....hmmm....

well you can set up a devious traps by placing three condoms stretched between twigs with a simple mechanism to trigger it... ahh **** it... pretty hard to make up something with a box of condoms lol.. unless he was using it to cover the muzzles I guess hes got a lot of explaining to do

felah17 6

Hmmm..All of a sudden,I hear the "Brokeback mountain" soundtrack in the background!....

Not defending him, but I was trained that condoms are great for putting on the barrel of your rifle to keep out dirt & water. Just saying there is a possibility he isn't a douche bag.

White_Knightspc 0
loudema 5

Maybe he was trying out for a part in Brokeback Mountain 2: hunting for stemless roses!!!!

Time to move out while he is away on his trip?

Ahhhh!!!!! Brokeback Mountain I do not want to know how ****** up your boyfriend can be