Miscellaneous: Today, while my Mexican girlfriend was talking to her mother...

By TugcezafeR - 13/05/2013 10:50 - Mexico - Saint-junien

Today, while my Mexican girlfriend was talking to her mother on Skype, I was laying down behind her. I got up from the bed after a while. Her mother panics, screams and ends up fainting. She thought I was a burglar about to hurt her daughter. FML

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trex19 5

Friday 17 June 2016 10:59

Wait...what does your girlfriend being Mexican have to do with anything...?

Noemmyforyou 14

Friday 17 June 2016 11:12

*Laughs in Spanish*

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TheNewGuy03 28

Tuesday 16 August 2016 14:24

[freaks out Mexicanly]

tanman230 10

Thursday 25 May 2017 16:09

why did you mention that she was Mexican, that had nothing to do with the post

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