By Anonymous - 22/10/2012 00:29 - United States - Bellingham

Today, while my mother's blind friend was waiting in our kitchen for my mom to come home, I thought it would be funny to talk to her in the nude. Turns out she's only blind in one eye. FML
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vocaloidtiger 12

I'm sorry, but what would you accomplish by doing that even if she WAS fully blind?

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anzie_fml 9

You didn't see that one coming.

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Comments

spaboolly 26

FML's containing the phrase "I thought it would be funny" never end well. Ever.

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sirpantselot 22

I know what you mean, but I feel obliged to point out that no FML ends well. It's not an FML for nothing.

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ScarletBloom 14

That's why do not make fun of people who are impaired. They are super creepy.

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hatesfate 6

Says the girl with the provocative photo on FML.

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Demonfish 14

In this case it was OP was being "super creepy".

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alissa222 15

We don't make fun of the impaired because they're creepy?

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mario2012 18

I'm mildly autistic and that makes me super creepy? Bitch.

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ScarletBloom 14

What I meant was they are smart in discreet ways.

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Grimmerie 31

Yeah, I hate it when creepy impaired people try to talk to me. It's obvious they're being blind just to bug me! Ugh! I just removed my own testicles out of horror. I hope we go extinct.

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coried91 28

50- nice try in covering your ass but you failed.

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twinkiefeets 17

Impaired people are creepy! Your creepy and so is your slutty profile pic.

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redmane 21

50- I'm pretty sure you meant "sneaky." But it still doesn't make sense.

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lhamil64_fml 5

Yeah, because I'm so creepy for being born a few months early and losing more than half my vision. You're an ass.

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upsidedownfools 5

I'm blind in one eye and I take great offense to this... :/

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atrain717 5

i she laugh at you like your a retard. ydi

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spaboolly 26

I think I know the FML posters well enough to predict that they will soon be doing the same to you....

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doodlecloud 26

I wonder how many 'funny' idiots that poor woman has to deal with because of her impairment...

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Gwyddone 29

Funny? Exactly how could be something like this funny? You deserved it! (Oh, and you're a stupid jerk. Hope you will grow up one day...)

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CheeseTron 15

I thought it was pretty funny. I busted out laughing in the middle of class!

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redmane 21

20- Don't you think calling someone a stupid jerk and telling them to grow up is a little contradictory? 73- You're a stupid jerk. Grow up.

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HeyArnold91 8

Exactly how old are you to think that would have been funny? I'm pretty sure you know YDI OP.

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naughtylez82 4

Disrespectful much op? Ydi

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T9FTW 20

Plus, they had their dxck out, JS

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carminecris89 13

Talking to her naked isn't even funny, it's just really creepy. It's also a dick move to want do something shitty to someone blind. You're a dick and a total creep. What a winning combo.

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wlddog 14

I see what you did there. Clever. Very clever. Its not often you can use naked and dick in the same sentence, without it meaning only one thing. I salute you.

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