By Anonymous - 22/10/2012 00:29 - United States - Bellingham

Today, while my mother's blind friend was waiting in our kitchen for my mom to come home, I thought it would be funny to talk to her in the nude. Turns out she's only blind in one eye. FML
I agree, your life sucks 7 555
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

I'm sorry, but what would you accomplish by doing that even if she WAS fully blind?

anzie_fml 9

You didn't see that one coming.

Comments

Eh? Sounds like you're impaired yourself. In personality.

I don't know why, but I found this incredibly hilarious. May have been an ass hole kind of move, but so bloody funny!

redmane 21

Your comment is pure genius. Where did you learn to punctuate so eloquently?

Steve95401 49

A person with very limited vision is considered legally blind, which isn't the same as completely blind. OP just found that out the hard way.

hopef33110 7

omg u got it right! finally no body ever seems to know the difference between the two

Epikouros 31

Did you want her to take a look at you with her fingers?

And........? did you bite off more than what you can chew (so to speak) :P

Cruel and now she knows your small as ishhh, so your MILF dream is now toast!

crazytwinsmom 25

Sometimes the fml is so stupid it's really funny! But I'm a little embarrassed to admit I think this is funny.