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By Anonymous - 27/01/2010 19:51 - Canada

Today, while my teacher was in the middle of a lecture, I accidentally made it so my laptop would display everything upside down. It took me the rest of class to get it right side up again. FML

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You deserved it 30 994

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By HiddlePuff - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, while teaching my class, I hooked my laptop up to the projector and put on a documentary. I left it playing and went to the toilet. When I came back, the whole class was talking to my mother. She must've Skyped me while I was gone and someone answered the call. FML

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You deserved it 8 351

By englishfail - 15/01/2010 17:39 - United States

Today, I was teaching a class and my student pointed out that I used the wrong "your" while writing on the board. FML

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You deserved it 48 070

By quickfingers100 - 01/06/2011 16:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

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You deserved it 48 062

Oh, the humanity

By Anonymous - 23/03/2023 18:00

Today, I was giving a presentation at work but accidentally spilled water all over my laptop. I tried to dry it off, but it wouldn't turn on. I had to give the presentation awkwardly using my phone and everyone took the piss out of me and my shoddy performance. FML

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You deserved it 252

Tardy

By nosebleeder - 13/02/2013 20:31 - Sweden

Today, I was terribly late for class, so I rushed to the classroom door, thinking it was unlocked. I smacked face-first into the glass, and awkwardly fell to the floor. Once I got back up, I peeked through the glass, only to realise it wasn't even my class. FML

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You deserved it 8 783

Smooth sailing

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Puerto Rico

Today, I was messing around in computer class when somebody called my name from the hall. Trying to be smooth, I tried rolling my chair backwards out into the hall. The wheels wasted no time jamming and sending me crashing face-first into the floor in front of everyone. FML

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You deserved it 27 431

By 1000dollarspoor - 07/10/2009 09:25 - United States

Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML

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You deserved it 10 078

By AnonymousQuagga - 07/02/2014 03:07 - United States - Flower Mound

Today, I was at the library, working with some classmates on our major semester project. I accidentally killed power to the row of computers by me. I've never had so many enraged faces looking at me before. FML

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You deserved it 16 322

By dealtit - 30/07/2014 03:49 - United States - Toccoa

Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML

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You deserved it 6 846

By avanti - 24/04/2009 06:41 - United States

Today, I was studying for a midterm, so I put my computer on the side of my desk to make more room for my books. My roommate came in while I wasn't paying attention and tackle-hugged me from behind - I fell over, knocking my computer out the window. I live on the 8th floor. FML

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You deserved it 7 937

Hackey 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 23:21

Ctrl-alt-down, I believe. It's one Google search away.

l3tyt1g3r 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 23:23

Not an FML.

Comments

sterl13 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 0:21

how about f my life for bein a total dipshit?

trillian_fml 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 0:21

you couldn't have waited until after class?

Masochistic 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 0:25

...This might be the most irrelevant FML I've ever read. The biggest "so what?" indeed.

happypapp12 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 0:27

By any chance were your speakers not working?

Frank155 5

Thursday 28 January 2010 0:29

Lol, I've always hate that ******* stupid PC function...

KeyCracker 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 0:31

woooow tht sucks

Shmeaty 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 0:34

can somebody slay the OP for wasting all our time kthxbai

LMAO2000 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 0:35

This is not an FML. Perhaps you'd be better suited on MLIA?

MrPresidentBoss1 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 0:45

My fine sir you just made my day. I think that's why most of my classes don't allow lap tops.

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Today, one of my idiot classmates decided it was a good idea to throw his water bottle across the room to his friend. Unfortunately, I was sitting in front of his friend. I now have a very noticeable bruise and bump near my temple along with a headache. Everybody laughed at me. Even the teacher. FML

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