By spoony - 19/01/2009 05:32 - Australia

Today, while on a date with the guy of my dreams, I cut my tongue so bad it bled for an hour. I managed to cut it on the plastic spoon from my coffee. FML
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Phobic_fml 14

if you manage to cut yourself with a spoon, I hope you don't handle knives often.

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Druu 53

Think on your feet! Break out the cheesy lines: "Ouch, kiss it and make it feel better? ;)" If nothing else, you get a laugh.

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All_time_Loserr 10

Aw it's okay OP . it's a simple mistake and these things happen to everyone . if he isn't a major douche he'd understand

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IAmClay 24

I cut the connective tissue between my tongue and the bottom of my mouth last week, bled a bit but only for about 30 minutes

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