Miscellaneous: Today, while on my run, I saw a middle-aged man sleeping near...

By runandmope - 29/07/2010 03:00 - United States

Today, while on my run, I saw a middle-aged man sleeping near a business condo. I approached him and asked if he was "ok." He grabbed my leg, held onto it with a death-grip, and moped about how horrible his life was - for ten minutes. At least the weather was nice. FML

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You deserved it 8 956

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2010 04:18 - United States

Today, while working as a hotel guard, I found a homeless man lying in the grass. I asked him to move and he ignored me, continuing to lie there with his head resting on his arms and a big smile on his face. I got annoyed and started to yell at him. After a few minutes, I realized he was dead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 195

You deserved it 10 910

By anonymous - 20/12/2010 11:23

Today, while I was walking home from work, it started to rain. Clutching my bag in one hand, I started to run so I wouldn't get too wet. I saw a man running towards me and all of a sudden he tackled me to the ground. He thought I had stolen someone's handbag. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 114

You deserved it 3 268

Not loving it

By jen - 14/03/2013 10:52 - United States

Today, as I exited McDonald's after a quick lunch, a man in a jogging outfit ran past, snatching my handbag right off my shoulder as he tore past. He must have been at least 50. I broke down utterly exhausted before I could chase him even a single block. I'm 24. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 150

You deserved it 39 590

Weirdo alert

By Anonymous - 21/06/2013 04:26 - United States

Today, while running, a man ran up next to me and started jogging with me. He asked if he could run with me and I said yes. Later, when I told him I was going home, he followed me home. When I asked him to leave, he sat down on my lawn in protest. He has been there for over 4 hours. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 267

You deserved it 8 444

By Anonymous - 04/08/2019 00:01

Today, as I was jogging on the boardwalk, an old guy tripped me with his cane. As I was getting back up, I heard him say to his wife, "I wanted to see if she would actually fall." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 968

You deserved it 128

By bill - 24/10/2012 11:14 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I saw a man lying face down in a field and thinking he was injured, I ran over to help. As soon as I got to him, I realized he was completely naked. He stood up and chased after me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 012

You deserved it 2 686

Asshole

By WetWalking - 21/03/2013 13:31 - United States - Tyler

Today, I was walking by the side of the interstate because my car broke down. A nice young man stopped and asked if I was tired of walking. I said yes, to which he replied, "Try jogging asshole" then laughed and drove off. It was raining balls. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 206

You deserved it 3 765

By Anonymous - 16/09/2011 17:26 - United States

Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 686

You deserved it 3 989

By I_Am_The_Edge - 11/06/2009 16:06 - United States

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 68 738

You deserved it 865 778

By bet a woman would've been thanked - 07/05/2013 20:21 - United Kingdom - Redditch

Today, I was out jogging, when I saw a girl fall off her bike and start crying. I ran over to see if she was hurt. Apparently her neighbour thought I was trying to kidnap her, because he ran out with a baseball bat and threatened to beat me to death if I didn't get lost. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 122

You deserved it 3 111

gogo_speedracer 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 9:20

Awww! It was nice of you to listen for 10 minutes!

omega802 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 9:15

awwww he likes u

Comments

mobchick16 0

Friday 30 July 2010 0:21

there is always a bright side

mycomment 0

Friday 30 July 2010 3:49

this isn't a FML, op you should be feeling bad for the homeless man

xxtheman15xx 0

Friday 30 July 2010 8:12

Break his fkin hand..

kisseshugsdrugs 5

Friday 30 July 2010 21:33

you live in california, 1: the weathers always nice. 2: why taunt the homeless?

JokeMeister 0

Friday 30 July 2010 23:29

It didn't COST you a dime. You should feel honored he thought you good enough to share his deepest woes. Think of others before yourself.

myworld99 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 21:03

that's not an fml. you asked a downtrodden man how he was and he simply needed to let it out. stop being a stupid bitch.

joehmak 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 13:17

all he needs is a listener

Abby_normal85 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 1:14

Wow...so yeah, you're an ass.... Don't ask if you don't really care. God forbid you waste ten minutes of your life listening to a miserable man with nothing going for him. Good thing his life isn't half as hard as yours...oh wait...it is! Go drink bleach

myguineapiglucy 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 19:36

ya shoulda farted in his ugly face

Terces 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 22:52

Oh geez this is your own fault you chose to ask him and he gave you an awnser hes the one sleeping outside you retard You think you have problems? Oh a guy told you his problems for ten minutes while grabbing on your leg Not a big deal YDI Didnt he tell you how horrible his life was for ten minutes? Be lucky your not him, you should've listened instead of complained you YDDouche.