Miscellaneous: Today, while on my run, I saw a middle-aged man sleeping near...

By runandmope - 29/07/2010 03:00 - United States

Today, while on my run, I saw a middle-aged man sleeping near a business condo. I approached him and asked if he was "ok." He grabbed my leg, held onto it with a death-grip, and moped about how horrible his life was - for ten minutes. At least the weather was nice. FML

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You OK dude?

By Anonymous - 08/12/2010 04:18 - United States

Today, while working as a hotel guard, I found a homeless man lying in the grass. I asked him to move and he ignored me, continuing to lie there with his head resting on his arms and a big smile on his face. I got annoyed and started to yell at him. After a few minutes, I realized he was dead. FML

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You deserved it 10 910

By anonymous - 20/12/2010 11:23

Today, while I was walking home from work, it started to rain. Clutching my bag in one hand, I started to run so I wouldn't get too wet. I saw a man running towards me and all of a sudden he tackled me to the ground. He thought I had stolen someone's handbag. FML

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You deserved it 3 268

Not loving it

By jen - 14/03/2013 10:52 - United States

Today, as I exited McDonald's after a quick lunch, a man in a jogging outfit ran past, snatching my handbag right off my shoulder as he tore past. He must have been at least 50. I broke down utterly exhausted before I could chase him even a single block. I'm 24. FML

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You deserved it 39 590

Weirdo alert

By Anonymous - 21/06/2013 04:26 - United States

Today, while running, a man ran up next to me and started jogging with me. He asked if he could run with me and I said yes. Later, when I told him I was going home, he followed me home. When I asked him to leave, he sat down on my lawn in protest. He has been there for over 4 hours. FML

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You deserved it 8 444

By Anonymous - 04/08/2019 00:01

Today, as I was jogging on the boardwalk, an old guy tripped me with his cane. As I was getting back up, I heard him say to his wife, "I wanted to see if she would actually fall." FML

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You deserved it 128

By bill - 24/10/2012 11:14 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I saw a man lying face down in a field and thinking he was injured, I ran over to help. As soon as I got to him, I realized he was completely naked. He stood up and chased after me. FML

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You deserved it 2 686

Asshole

By WetWalking - 21/03/2013 13:31 - United States - Tyler

Today, I was walking by the side of the interstate because my car broke down. A nice young man stopped and asked if I was tired of walking. I said yes, to which he replied, "Try jogging asshole" then laughed and drove off. It was raining balls. FML

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You deserved it 3 765

By Anonymous - 16/09/2011 17:26 - United States

Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML

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You deserved it 3 989

By I_Am_The_Edge - 11/06/2009 16:06 - United States

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

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You deserved it 865 778

By bet a woman would've been thanked - 07/05/2013 20:21 - United Kingdom - Redditch

Today, I was out jogging, when I saw a girl fall off her bike and start crying. I ran over to see if she was hurt. Apparently her neighbour thought I was trying to kidnap her, because he ran out with a baseball bat and threatened to beat me to death if I didn't get lost. FML

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You deserved it 3 111

gogo_speedracer 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 9:20

Awww! It was nice of you to listen for 10 minutes!

omega802 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 9:15

awwww he likes u

Comments

hitmanoo 16

Thursday 29 July 2010 13:23

that's why you always mind your own business!

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Thursday 29 July 2010 14:16

YDI for having a leg for him to grab. And obviously it wasn't a "death-grip" if you're still alive. You shouldn't exagerrate; exagerration is the absolutely WORST thing a human can possibly do.

MetalmaidenDeth 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 20:32

aha! i SEE what you did there.

atomicwedgie4u 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 15:32

next time just start crying & shouting about the injustice of life. see if you can't trap a large group of people into it before you go.

omnimatty 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 15:47

too bad the death grip didn't result in a dropped connection.

overachiever2626 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 16:01

just kick him to the curb if he's annoying you. simple as that.

Bertj 5

Thursday 29 July 2010 16:11

Aww that's so nice :)

blahzz 4

Thursday 29 July 2010 16:17

Only 10 minutes? Bums usually go on for at least 30 minutes then ask you for change or a *******. Consider yourself lucky.

Sniper3000 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 16:50

the weather was nice so no fml for u

sweetdreams999 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 17:35

op are you retarded? of course he wasn't ok. would you be? morons.... wow

SeedlessMe 13

Thursday 29 July 2010 18:54

Sorry OP, I really don't have any sympathy for you. You had a sucky ten whole minutes, That guy you met has real issues. I feel for him on this one =(