By Anonymous - 11/10/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, while on my run, I was attacked by my neighbor's new dog. It apparently didn't like me running past their house and broke free from its chain. I now have stitches and was just told that I'm probably being taken to court for the emotional distress I caused her and the dog. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 741
You deserved it 2 796

Same thing different taste

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Take pictures of your injury now, in case this goes to court after you've healed. As long as you have a good lawyer, you shouldn't lose. Still, FYL for the hassle and lawyer fees :

FFML_314 11

Buy a tiger and let is loose in her house.

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doglover100 28

that's a crock of shit if I ever heard it. counter sue

You should taken to court and get money for your injury (get a medical cert) and emotional distress you suffered. Btw it's a stupid move on their part cos the dog could be put down by law

SailorSolaris 43

I'm pretty sure you can counter-sue for being attacked. You run past their house every day, right? I think they have to put the dog down for what happened.

Ummm before or after their dog gets put down for biting a human?

There's no way in hell that would pass in court. At all.

If you lived in Denmark, the police would put down the dog.. No matter species or age. That's how maniac Danes are.

Ooh hopefully she DOES sue because then she'll look like the crazy one before the judge as you counter sue her.

Counter sue and use up all her legal liability under her home insurance cover. Crazy b***h!