Transportation: Today, while on the bus, an elderly man fell asleep on my shoulder....

By Anonymous - 04/04/2013 18:04 - Portugal - Sintra

Today, while on the bus, an elderly man fell asleep on my shoulder. He looked sweet, so I didn't push him off. A few minutes later, the bus jolted and his head slipped down into my breasts. I'm pretty sure you don't smile like that when you're really asleep. FML

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By meteorbabe0101 - 14/04/2009 02:11 - United States

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

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By marlow - 15/01/2009 02:25 - Canada

Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML

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By pandora - 13/06/2012 09:08 - Israel - Palmahim

Today, I fell asleep on the bus. When I woke up, my head was resting on the broad, tanned shoulder of the smoking hot guy sitting next to me. I had drooled a little. FML

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By Kerlane - 05/12/2008 03:45 - France

Today, I was sitting on the bus on my commute to work, when I nodded off on the charming young man next to me. Something cold and wet touched me, and I looked down to see a small pool of my saliva collecting on my chest. The man thought this was hilarious. FML

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By alice - 14/02/2011 01:18 - United Kingdom

Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 16:00

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2014 15:33 - United States

Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML

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By fml_forever32 - 23/12/2009 18:56 - United States

Today, I was in the bus on my way home. I was reading a book, and drops of something were getting all over it. It was the man sitting next to me who was asleep and drooling. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2024 00:00 - Sweden

Today, I fell asleep on the bus taking me home after a long hard day at work. I woke up with my head on a stranger’s shoulder, drooling. The worst part? The stranger was my crush from college, who I haven’t seen in years. Turns out we have the same bus route. FML

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By snoozlagist - 30/10/2010 04:52 - United States

Today, while on the bus, I began to fall asleep. Suddenly, a man next to me started laughing very loudly, scaring me and jolting me out from my nap. I was so scared, I reflexively punched the girl in front of me in the face. I was pinned down by three other men while the cops were called. FML

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Friday 5 April 2013 3:24

One hell of a smart old man.

ckoal 3

Friday 5 April 2013 3:24

Nice... For him

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NotGabe 28

Friday 5 April 2013 19:12

At least he didn't die.

linnie_wesker 20

Friday 5 April 2013 20:58

I was thinking the same thing! I thought it was going to end with her realizing he was dead or something..

noaz46 1

Friday 5 April 2013 20:00

Props to the old man, and some people smile when they sleep lol

MyS3lf 24

Friday 5 April 2013 22:14

Yeah, there's an older man that I work with who keeps asking me to go fishing. I have a feeling I don't really want to see his fishing pole....

Helped 35

Saturday 6 April 2013 0:59

This is why I don't like old people.

bgdkmcgee 10

Saturday 6 April 2013 6:53

Gotta give this a shot!

Pussycat86 18

Saturday 6 April 2013 8:07

Hahahhahahahaha funny old man! I like him

MDTeddy 13

Saturday 6 April 2013 18:13

Aww I'm srry Op, but hey, I think this implies that you are pretty even though that is a weird situation to be in.

Thatmascot 7

Sunday 7 April 2013 23:15

You should have let your hand "slip" down to crotch level. See how he likes it! Oh wait...

kanedude 4

Monday 8 April 2013 19:30

I was half expecting him to die or something

RKD 23

Tuesday 9 April 2013 8:55

What a boob!

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